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Anyone interested in buying a baby?

  • gut
    Ok, I guess technically she is not selling a plate, errr I mean baby. But surely some good-hearted chatterer is looking to adopt! On a related note, why does God bless so many with children but so few with money?


    Hello,

    My name is Mrs Yetunde Owolabi from Repulic of Benin, I gave birth to three plates, 3 children at a time after the death my husband on 18th of June 2011 by auto car accident. Already we have received 5 children from God, right now I can’t take care of them so I have decided to give them out for adoption, if you are interested let me know, I am not selling them but you will only pay for adoption fees to the ministry in concern and the Lawyer will legalized all the relevant documents and the baby will become legally yours.

    Thanks,

    Mrs. Yetunde Owolabi
  • Heretic
    If I have the opportunity to go shark-fishing, I could use one as bait, but otherwise, I have no need for a baby.

    Hope that helps.
  • gorocks99
    Fuck, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
  • justincredible
    gorocks99;954871 wrote:Fuck, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
    Vertically.
  • Con_Alma
    gorocks99;954871 wrote:****, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
    Hopefully sideways.
  • gut
    gorocks99;954871 wrote:****, how do you push a plate out your vagina?
    1 is child's play...this broad pumped out a set of 3!
  • cat_lover
    Mrs. Owolabi's command of the English language is almost as good as NCF's.
  • Fab1b
    Wonder if I could get one shipped in time for thanksgiving dinner?
  • Go Falcons
    Fab1b;955387 wrote:Wonder if I could get one shipped in time for thanksgiving dinner?
    What kind of stuffing do you use with baby.

    I would think oyster.
  • Fab1b
    Stove Top!
  • ernest_t_bass
    cat_lover;955386 wrote:Mrs. Owolabi's command of the English language is almost as good as NCF's.

    You mean belly?