My friend Laura......

• LobsterLaura

  

  THE4RINGZ;952092 wrote:First of all Laura, thank you for the private message. I am flattered. The photos were very nice as well, you had to have been a gymnast at some point in your life to be able to hold those pose. Thanks again.
  
  I also appreciate the invitation for the weekend thing, however due to my usual allergic reaction to synthetic fur I have to pass. I appreciate the offer.

  No fur= no friends.
• Fab4Runner

  

  LobsterLaura;952089 wrote:I kind of feel left out. The only other 2 females both run.. and all I do is drink and not run at all.. damnit. I missed the memo.

  I don't run anymore...don't worry, lol.
• LobsterLaura

  

  I am going to go do really cool things now.. I expect friend requests when I return.
• Heretic

  

  I sent a request solely out of respect for the desperate need for friends involved in making this thread what it is!
• wes_mantooth

  

  justincredible;952047 wrote:I'll buy a case of both.

  
  That is probably enough to get her started. She has a bit of a drinking/vomiting problem.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  wes_mantooth;952199 wrote:That is probably enough to get her started. She has a bit of a drinking/vomiting problem.

  
  So she likes to drink until she blacks out? My kinda gal.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I love her.
• Heretic

  

  wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw

  She seems a bit too high-class for me, but what the hell!
• password

  

  LobsterLaura;952055 wrote:Total success. However, I am waiting for the time when this turns in to a complete disaster... only a matter of time..

  I hope you don't work in any of the school systems, you will be the next one fired for sexual misconduct with students.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw

  Repped her just for the story
• sportsfan24

  

  I sent one just because I need more FB friends.
• dlazz

  Those saying "I friended her because I need more friends" are just lonely desperate virgins.
  
  I'll friend her because wes said to and I love him.
• wes_mantooth

  

  dlazz;952352 wrote:Those saying "I friended her because I need more friends" are just lonely desperate virgins.
  
  I'll friend her because wes said to and I love him.

  repped for the boner I just got
• 1_beast

  

  im just tryin to hook up..Wes said she was a whore...
  
  edit: i mean she looks like a nice girl....
• Glory Days

  

  password;952279 wrote:I hope you don't work in any of the school systems, you will be the next one fired for sexual misconduct with students.

  if that happens, we need to get the OC plastered all over the news. this place would explode with activity if everyone knew this was the place for teacher/student hookups.
• 1_beast

  

  did i mention im a student?
• justincredible

  

  1_beast;952434 wrote:did i mention im a student?

  And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.
• karen lotz

  

  1_beast;952434 wrote:did i mention im a student?

  justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.

  
  Talk about your all time backfires...
• Heretic

  

  justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.

  Add Ernest to the mix and you could have your own Human Centipede. Of fucking.
• dwccrew

  

  justincredible;952069 wrote:I'm just happy to have another pair of boobs on here. The only reason I started this site was to hookup with chicks and it's been a total sausage fest the entire time.

  I'm sure there is plenty of dudes on here that have boobs.
  

  justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.

  Teacher? If that's what you call him. Pretty sure he is a glorified babysitter aka gym teacher.
  
  And even if I had Facebook I wouldn't friend any of the people from this site. Except maybe Belly, just to hear his crazy Vietnam stories.
• silverknights09

  im scraaded
• 1_beast

  

  justincredible;952438 wrote:And ccrunner is a teacher. A perfect match.

  Well played...i would rep you...but im on 24 hr lockdown....minor leagues....SMH
• LobsterLaura

  

  wes_mantooth;952210 wrote:Oh yeah, we got shitfaced at the movies...she lost her glasses in the bottom of the popcorn bucket; picked them out and watched the rest of the movie with butter covered glasses....and watched some porn, ftw

  Please inform the world of my proudest moment. You failed to mention I blacked out, talked to you, then threw up for 4 hours. Better add that!
• wes_mantooth

  

  LobsterLaura;952812 wrote:Please inform the world of my proudest moment. You failed to mention I blacked out, talked to you, then threw up for 4 hours. Better add that!

  No, that is just a typical night for you....fuckin lush.