Butt wipe

• Belly35

  

  Many of the OC are assholes so this should be simple.
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  When wiping your ass what method do you use?
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  Front to back
  Back to front
  Not at all
  
  What is your reasoning for the useage of this method?
• Emmett Brown

  

  side to side
• j_crazy

  

  I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.
• vball10set

  Bidet
• Fab1b

  

  Wet wipes only way to go!!
• Emmett Brown

  

  Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!

  Does this keep the dingle berries away?
• Fab1b

  

  100% and mud butt free 100%
  
  
• Devils Advocate

  

  Lately at work it's been in and out.....
• bigkahuna

  A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.
• wes_mantooth

  

  j_crazy;946651 wrote:I dated a girl once who I hated (high school days) whenever she was coming over I'd go back to front so my balls were stinky while she blew me. I love my wife so now I'm front to back.

  
  Reps when I get to a computer...lulzz
• Heelz

  

  I use the 3 sea shells
• 4cards

  

  bigkahuna;946813 wrote:A buddy of mine doesn't wipe and just washes his hole when he takes a shower every morning.

  ...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.
• justincredible

  

  I use my hand.
• 4cards

  

  ^^^^
  ...I heard you had a crappy hand shake.
• LJ

  

  justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.

  
  Middle eastern style...
  Nice
• like_that

  

  Fab1b;946728 wrote:Wet wipes only way to go!!

  This.
• SnotBubbles

  

  I go front to back the first couple of swipes...then a back to front, then another front to back. It's my routine. Every time.
• oberhaus

  

  Both ways plus wet wipes. Gotta make sure its clean or ya just feel shitty....pun intended.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  How can you even go back to front. That just doesnt seem very efficient.
• Glory Days

  

  justincredible;946996 wrote:I use my hand.

  do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?
• bigkahuna

  4cards;946923 wrote:...and how do you know this? If he shares this info, that's way to much info for just "buddy's" to talk about.

  We were roommates all throughout college. One day, I was dropping a load and ran out of toilet paper. I hollered for someone to hand me some more (we kept it in the hall closet). He replied back, "Why don't you just wait until you take your next shower?" I yelled to just give me some toilet paper. After I wiped my ass and went back to the living room, I asked about his advice. He replies "Well, that's what I do."
• justincredible

  

  Glory Days;947154 wrote:do you also squat along the side of the road when you shit?

  
  Yes.