Lindsay Lohan to pose for playboy

• bigkahuna

  karen lotz;946482 wrote:Add Jessica Simpson to this list

  Unless it's this one, no thanks.
  
  
• karen lotz

  

  ^^
  
  The list I was talking about was people who should have done Playboy when they were still hot. That pic of Jessica Simpson works and pretty much any pic of her up until that point does too.
• bigkahuna

  Oh, I thought you meant that she needs to do it now or something. I misread your post.
  
  But yea, Jessica Simpson circa Dukes might have been the hottest chick around.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  bigkahuna;946838 wrote:Unless it's this one, no thanks.
  
  

  God she used to be so hot.
• bigkahuna

  Scarlet_Buckeye;946948 wrote:God she used to be so hot.

  After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.
• Little Danny

  

  ^^^
  
  It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):
  
  "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
  
  
  Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
• Laley23

  

  Little Danny;947368 wrote:^^^
  
  It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):
  
  "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
  
  
  Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.

  He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
• bigkahuna

  Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.

  Yea, the guitar makes up for a small dick.
• Little Danny

  

  Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.

  Which makes his statement all the more incredible. He probably banged over 100 super hot chicks before he laid the pipe to Simpson (not even counting the average looking chicks and the dogs). She must do back flips in bed or something for him to say she it was like sexual napalm and he was addicted to her.
• FatHobbit

  

  Little Danny;947368 wrote:Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.

  No matter how hot a chick is, somewhere there's a guy who is tired of all her shit.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  bigkahuna;947352 wrote:After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.

  Without question.
• HitsRus

  

  I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The girl needs help bad.
• bigkahuna

  HitsRus;948865 wrote:I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The entire family needs help bad.

  Fixed.
• HitsRus

  

  ^^^agreed...Thank you.
• O-Trap

  

  This might be as bad as if they'd put Amy Winehouse in PlayBoy.
  
  Gross. No thanks.
• Fred Flintstone

  Here's a link to the Playboy pics.
  
  http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beautiful-photoshop
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  They paid close to a million bucks for THAT?
  
  This is gonna be a "no cover stars" issue...
• password

  

  What a waste of money.
• Fly4Fun

  

  So touched up it doesn't even look like her (But at this point in the game that's probably a good thing).
• ernest_t_bass

  

  No twat? For shame.
• dwccrew

  

  ccrunner609;1009476 wrote:you have to plow some 4's to appreciate the 8.

  Two 4's at a time make an 8. I'm a glass half full kind of guy.
• sleeper

  

  Those are terrible pictures. I got an ex that'd take 1 million bucks to show off her much more attractive body and face.
• password

  

  Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.
• dwccrew

  

  password;1009549 wrote:Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.

  If that candy bar was made of meth, he might be able to ditch the dimebag.
• bigkahuna

  Fred Flintstone;1009451 wrote:Here's a link to the Playboy pics.
  
  http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beautiful-photoshop

  Link didn't work for me
  
  Edit: I got it to work. Not terrible...