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Age old debate

  • gerb131
    Which is better? Vagina pre or post kid?
    My buddy is all freaked out because his wife is due to give birth to their first child in January. And he is worried that it will "strected" or "loose" or preverbial hot dog down a hallway and whatever else you want to throw out there. I'm telling him he has nothing to worry about. I actually think its better in a weird sorta way. So what say you those who have had this dish 2 ways?
  • bigkahuna
    Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
  • gerb131
    bigkahuna;944016 wrote:Everyone I've talked to said their doctor was super cool and put in an extra stitch or two to give it that "fits like a glove" feel.
    The father stitch, of course.
  • enigmaax
    First, is he taking full advantage of the pregnant pussy? Because I find that to be the nicest.
  • sleeper
    Pre. Not even close.
  • Fab1b
    It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Fab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if it has a pulse I'll hit it!
    Fify
  • ernest_t_bass
    Pre-child. It's just gross after that.
  • Little Danny
    You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.

    Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
  • Glory Days
    Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
    this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    PIIHB
  • JerseyBuck
    Glory Days;944543 wrote:this. there is a no difference aslong as you arent banging her in the delivery room.
    Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.
  • Iliketurtles
    While they are pregnant is the best.
  • enigmaax
    Let your buddy know that if she gets fake tits, he'd only have to wait about a week to put his dick between those. And they are considered an asset in divorce court.
  • BigYtownRed
    When I saw how my daughter's head stretched that thing out I was bummed but then I thought all I need to do is rub on one side, it is all good. :)

    Make sure the wife is doing her kegel exercises before & after pregnancy.

    We have no problems post pregnancy.
  • THE4RINGZ
    My Johnson is the size of a newborn so all is good here.
  • majorspark
    Little Danny;944214 wrote:You should give it 6-8 weeks or so to heal up, but afterwards its all good.
    Yeah no difference.
    Little Danny;944214 wrote:Of course, the biggest problem you face post kid is that you and the Mrs. are too tired to even think about sex.
    The Mrs. may have been too tired to think about sex from time to time but not me.
  • robj55
    Fab1b;944187 wrote:It doesn't matter to me, if its clean and she's hot I'll hit it! Hell she doesn't even have to be hot just doable!
    thata boy
  • sherm03
    JerseyBuck;944578 wrote:Agreed. Though those 8 weeks are a pain in the wrist.
    Reps.

    It took a second...but this made me LOL. Well done.