Ohio Chatter DEV

ernest_t_bass

I have ice on my balls

rmolin73

etb that sucks! Me and my wife are going to have one more and then I'm going under.

dlazz

rmolin73;945146 wrote:Apparently he has never been to college and he has never been in a fraternity.

Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

rmolin73

So you're the nerd that wished he was in a Frat, were too afraid to go to a party, and would much rather bang his hand than a actual woman. But that's the typical response I expected. There are a lot of very notable people in my fraternity that are so far from dbags. Congrats on being a hater, hater.

xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

That number is a vast underestimate.

Speedofsand

Met Vince Carter when he was in high school on the same hoops team as my nephew.

BR1986FB

ccrunner609;944063 wrote:witnessed the Iron Sheik hitting Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka in the head with a metal chair.

Was in the ring with Jimmy Superfly Snuka and witnessed him inhale two 20 piece buckets of KFC like it was air at the post match meal. Munchies can be a bitch.

enigmaax

Was on a plane that caught fire in the air and we made an emergency landing in the desert (Air Force base or something)
Got smuggled into Canadia
Caught an armadillo with my hands

bases_loaded

dlazz;945204 wrote:Been to college, but didn't join a Frat because 95% of frat guys are dbags.

Congrats on being a dbag, dbag.

I like where this thread is headed... Que the you hate because you weren't in one response from frat dbag

Ironman92

I Wear Pants;945069 wrote:Why'd you have to bring race into it?

lol reps

royal_k

Went to a New Years Eve party at Stevie Nicks' house in Phoenix. Met her brother Chris through a friend at a club, and partied with him all night. He invited both of us.

sherm03

ccrunner609;945427 wrote:3 girls in one night

You better hope their parents don't find out about it. Parent-Teacher conferences would be a BITCH after that.

NYFan54

Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy

Heelz

Carried the Olympic torch (although not officially in the books but I carried around the parking lot at my work damn it!)

Rotinaj

NYFan54;945634 wrote:Stood 5 feet from Kim Kardashian in Vegas this past New Years Eve. Too drunk to even go try and talk to her. Met her bodyguard "Brick" though. Nice guy

Perfect opportunity to pretend to stumble(or actually fall,whichever works) and touch her ass and you blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belly35

Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:

karen lotz

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Manhattan Buckeye

Is this the Humpty Dance?

As of 10 minutes ago, I drove a Lamborghini to work (dude that lives next door to us owns it, he let us borrow it for the rest of the week while we watch his Jack Russell).

That is one nice automobile.

Pick6

karen lotz;946203 wrote:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

got busy in a public pool once.

I Wear Pants

Belly35;946093 wrote:Ran over a Water buffalo in a 3/4 ton Army Truck (stoned with the first sergeant), had to shot the mofo, to get it out from under the truck...before dark

Had 25 cases of beer, pop, chips, and dry ice had to get back to the base camp :laugh:

And you complain about wasted tax dollars.