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19yrs ago today...

  • LJ
    wildcats20;936902 wrote:I got rear ended really bad

    TWSS!!!
  • Sonofanump
    LJ;936909 wrote:TWSS!!!
    So he did get lucky on his birthday.
  • majorspark
    ernest_t_bass;936838 wrote:You still got the stache? lol
    No I lost that a few years after that picture was taken. Too much Magnum PI in the eighties. I don't keep facial hair for very long anymore. When I get too lazy to shave I let it go for a week or so.
  • Belly35
    LJ;936698 wrote:LOLstache

    Congrats though.

    My parents celebrated 40 yesterday
    My wife and I will have 40 years in June I could of had a son like you? Oh Shit :laugh:
  • BR1986FB
    wildcats20;936902 wrote:Happy bday br!


    I hope you all's day was better than mine. I got rear ended really bad on my way to work and most likely my car will be totaled.
    Lost $250 at Mountaineer Casino and ate too many things I shouldn't have but had fun. Hopefully no injuries and sorry about your car.
  • Little Danny
    Congratulations on your anniversary!

    Wildcats, good luck to you on your car. Hope nobody was injured.
  • wildcats20
    Little Danny;936963 wrote:Congratulations on your anniversary!

    Wildcats, good luck to you on your car. Hope nobody was injured.
    I'm OK, went to Urgent Care just in case. Having some neck pain. But I'm OK and it seemed like the 2 other drivers are OK as well. I was rear ended and then another car rear ended the car that hit me.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    dlazz;936594 wrote:dis-reps for OP being an attention whore
    Negged for not knowing the word for negged
  • majorspark
    dlazz;936594 wrote:dis-reps for OP being an attention whore
    Thanks. And good luck to you on that long never ending search for a women who will have you.
  • OneBuckeye
    BR1986FB;936961 wrote:Lost $250 at Mountaineer Casino and ate too many things I shouldn't have but had fun. Hopefully no injuries and sorry about your car.
    In lost about that at mountaineer this past weekend too!
  • bradmaynard
    thavoice;936568 wrote:Failure on my part. I am not good at failing, and this would be my ultimate failure in life. No, no kids.
    You understand that you only get the opportunity to live once right? You come on to a public forum and take shots everyday about what a horrible wife you have and go as far as to complain about her yourself to everyone. Clearly you're unhappy and don't have the balls to do anything about it. Throw yourself a bone for once in your life and GTFO before you end up wasting anymore of your time. I have no perspective on real life or marriage because I'm twenty years old and even I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that the relationship you have is about as healthy as that 1,200 pound kid from TLC.

    On topic, congrats on the anniversary major spark.
  • majorspark
    ernest_t_bass;936838 wrote:You still got the stache? lol
    There is another story behind the stache. When I was a senior in high school I was involved in a head on collision on a township road on Christmas. The road was snow covered and icy. I went around a sharp curve and clocked this guy head on. I was not wearing my seat belt and and my head rammed into the steering wheel. My front teeth cut completely through my upper lip cutting it almost in half. Right down the center. Except for a few bits of flesh.

    The dude in the other car gets out and rails on me while I am on my hands and knees spitting blood on the road. "This is not a race track" he yelled at me while the granny in his passenger seat was rocking back and forth in pain holding her arm. I got up and ran up a long lane to the nearest house. Amish, but luckily new order and they had a phone (no cell phones back in that day). I called the authorities and walked back to the scene. They placed me on a board and strapped my head down and hauled me off in the meat wagon.

    In the emergency room I could hear the granny next to me in pain. She broke her arm on the dash. The state trooper questioned us both. Then came over and told me he was citing the other driver for left of center. My first thought was whose on the race track now jerk. The dock came in to stitch me up. Stuck that needle right into the wound. I remember yelling out "shit!" and the unsympathetic dock says "you should have been wearing your seat belt".

    I have a scar in the middle of my upper lip. Stache hair will not grow there. It would take quite a bushy stache to cover it. It never looked quite right divided left and right. Times changed and I shaved it off. You can only see the scar if you are within speaking distance of me. Plus the wife likes me clean shaven now. No need to put up any road blocks.
  • believer
    Congrats, Major. I'll drink a cup of your wife's java juice and offer up a toast for 19 more!