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Stripper Question

  • baseball4
    Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???

    Thank you for your help!
  • Fab1b
    Search for midgets on Craigslist :)
  • j_crazy
    baseball4 wrote: Hey guys, I'm new to the whole "ordering a stripper" deal. I need to get a stripper for the 18th and I don't really know how to go about doing so. I "googled" it, but it just seems very vague on the websites and I don't want to get ripped off with some hideous woman with C-Section scars. So, does anyone know a good place or have any suggestions???

    Thank you for your help!
    hey asshole, my wife has a c-section scar.

    as for the question, can't help you. I would go to the local establishment and ask around there. Helps you with your problem, and if you wanna try her out, you can.
  • Curly J
    Fab1b wrote: Search for midgets on Craigslist :)
    Works for me !
  • baseball4
    crazy,

    I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
  • ytownfootball
    Down on the corner of Market and Lame...

  • Fab1b
  • SQ_Crazies
    Go to the local strip club and talk to a stripper. They'll do work on the side.
  • SQ_Crazies
    Fab1b wrote:
    LOL!

    Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
  • Fab1b
  • ytownfootball
    Fab1b wrote:
    Fail, preview post...:rolleyes:
  • Tiernan
    SQ_Crazies wrote:
    Fab1b wrote:
    LOL!

    Hot stripper though...at least from behind lol.
    Looks like that chick Fab4runner from the side...pug nose and all.
  • Fab1b
    Try it again:
  • thedynasty1998
    Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
  • SQ_Crazies
    thedynasty1998 wrote: Contact Tiger Woods, he can point you in the right direction.
    Oh snap!
  • baseball4
    It's time for everyone to get off Tiger's nuts. Dynasty, you know who this party is for, by the way.
  • krambman
    Fab1b wrote:
    Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?
  • hasbeen
    krambman wrote:
    Fab1b wrote:
    Who really cares about the baby in the picture, it's not going to remember anything. But what's up with someone's mom standing in the background?
    what baby? what mom?
  • thedynasty1998
    Kulp?
  • j_crazy
    baseball4 wrote: crazy,

    I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
  • baseball4
    thedynasty1998 wrote: Kulp?
    Yeah
  • j_crazy
    baseball4 wrote: crazy,

    I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
    it was all in jest my man.

    what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
  • baseball4
    j_crazy wrote:
    baseball4 wrote: crazy,

    I'm responsible for a c-section scar on my mother. I don't have a problem with women and c-section scars, but I'm pretty sure my friend wouldn't be too interested in that for his bachelor party. I apologize if you took offense to that.
    it was all in jest my man.

    what do you expect when you have 24.5 inch 8 lb 5 oz. j_baby coming out of you. I'm pretty sure the c-section was more traumatic for me than my wife or the baby.
    Haha, I was 11.3 man, you've got nothin' on me! Lol
  • j_crazy
    they say (wives tale) that your babies get bigger the more you have. I was the biggest in my family (I'm also the youngest) my wife was 2nd smallest (and she's the oldest), so I'm not sure I buy it, but I pray it's not true otherwise we will have a 10 lb baby.
  • darbypitcher22
    Hit up one of the local clubs, Columbus Gold or Sirens or something. I'm sure they'll hook you up.