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Didn't know the "Halloween is satanic" people still existed ...

  • O-Trap
    But Facebook takes all types. Just saw this and I couldn't believe it from the guy posting it. He's normally a pretty level-headed guy.



    Yikes!
  • I Wear Pants
    Did you tell him to stop being such a fucking moron?
  • O-Trap
    Someone beat me to it and said, "It's not a satanic holiday. Do your research."
  • DeyDurkie5
    seems like a big ol douche. satan and his minions? what is this 4000 B.C.?
  • justincredible
    I would have unfriended him immediately.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Candy is a gateway drug. Google it.
  • Skyhook79
    O-Trap;935678 wrote:But Facebook takes all types. Just saw this and I couldn't believe it from the guy posting it. He's normally a pretty level-headed guy.



    Yikes!
    You should have told him evil spirits are no more active and sinister on Halloween than they are on any other day of the year.
  • dwccrew
    DeyDurkie5;935885 wrote:seems like a big ol douche. satan and his minions? what is this 4000 B.C.?
    Did Satan exist in 4000 B.C.? I thought people worshipped the sun and all that back then.
    THE4RINGZ;935900 wrote:Candy is a gateway drug. Google it.
    Rep'd
  • FatHobbit
    These are the same people who thought Harry Potter was bad because it encouraged witchcraft.
  • O-Trap
    FatHobbit;936240 wrote:These are the same people who thought Harry Potter was bad because it encouraged witchcraft.
    Same group tried to boycott Alladin back in the day for the same reason.
  • dlazz
    Another crazy person made crazy by religion.

    Thanks, Jesus.
  • BR1986FB
    O-Trap;935678 wrote:But Facebook takes all types. Just saw this and I couldn't believe it from the guy posting it. He's normally a pretty level-headed guy.



    Yikes!
    Bring em' by my house for Trick or Treat. When he sees the zombie graveyard in the front yard he'll run for a priest and some holy water. LOL
  • Firad
    These crazy people are also down at OU every year on Halloween yelling that everyone is going to hell. There was actually one of them on College Green down there this past week doing it.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Firad;936419 wrote:These crazy people are also down at OU every year on Halloween yelling that everyone is going to hell. There was actually one of them on College Green down there this past week doing it.
    next time that happens, take a fresh, steaming log and chuck it at their face.
  • thavoice
    FatHobbit;936240 wrote:These are the same people who thought Harry Potter was bad because it encouraged witchcraft.
    Probably so. My brother teaches grade school kids and always thought those people were nuts who protested kids reading those books. He was like 'wtf, if a kid wants to pick up those huge books and read that much that is awesome'
  • Heretic
    As long as there is religion, there will be religtards.
  • enigmaax
    A place I worked a few years ago had some bitch in our office pull that shit and as a result, we couldn't wear costumes or do anything Halloween-themed in the office any more. Then, some Muslim (whatever they are called) in another office complained about a "Christmas" party, so that became the "Winter Festival".

    Sidenote, I drew the line they tried to keep beer out of said Winter Festival. I proposed this, "I tolerated no-Halloween. I tolerated a stupid name for the Christmas party. When do these jackasses have to tolerate ME?"
  • thavoice
    Halloween is good for one thing....

    Lowering women's inhibitions to wearing slutty clothes.
  • enigmaax
    thavoice;936565 wrote:Halloween is good for one thing....

    Lowering women's inhibitions to wearing slutty clothes.
    That and taking some else's mask so you can bang his chic in the funhouse. This worked in Revenge of the Nerds.
  • O-Trap
    dlazz;936316 wrote:Another crazy person made crazy by religion.

    Thanks, Jesus.
    Meh, I'm betting they'd end up crazy anyway. Having a worldview just give them an outlet (regardless of what it is, as I've met some people who were as idiotic about their non-theistic belief).
    DeyDurkie5;936449 wrote:next time that happens, take a fresh, steaming log and chuck it at their face.

    Yes, acting like a psych ward patient is justified if the other person already is.
    Heretic;936516 wrote:As long as there is religion, there will be religtards.

    And as long as there are people, there will be idiots.
    thavoice;936565 wrote:Halloween is good for one thing....

    Lowering women's inhibitions to wearing slutty clothes.
    Reps.
  • Tiernan
    Hey O-Trap is the Facebook guy's avatar a penis? I swear the blurred out image would be a big hard one in focus. How would that fit into his zealot Christian ideals?...oh right...they're usually child molesters or wife beaters too (or both).
  • DeyDurkie5
    O-Trap;936577 wrote:Yes, acting like a psych ward patient is justified if the other person already is.QUOTE]


    I'm not jesus, and they are retarded, so I don't care
  • O-Trap
    Tiernan;936586 wrote:Hey O-Trap is the Facebook guy's avatar a penis? I swear the blurred out image would be a big hard one in focus. How would that fit into his zealot Christian ideals?...oh right...they're usually child molesters or wife beaters too (or both).
    That's actually his kid. Yes, he's married and reproducing.
  • Heretic
    His kid's a penis?
  • O-Trap
    Heretic;936641 wrote:His kid's a penis?
    Yes. It's just easier to say that.