I have a girlfriend now

• SportsAndLady

  

  Who believes me?
• dwccrew

  

  I do. How long did it take you to inflate her?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Prayers from NW Ohio.
• SportsAndLady

  

  ^^lol this can be my "roast" thread...i guess
• Emmett Brown

  

  thug
• berry

  Congratulations. I hope you have a good one.
  
  If not, I hope that your girlfriend has never seen a good one.
• Tim Tebow

  What's his name?
• redstreak one

  

  For the 1th time we dont care!
• bLuE_71

  VICTORY IN JESUS
• ytownfootball

  

  I call shenanigans
• Apple

  

  there's a first time for everything I guess...
• Mr. 300

  

  Your hand is not your girlfriend.
• j_crazy

  

  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• SportsAndLady

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Prayers from NW Ohio.

  Best comment so far
• Con_Alma

  Why does it matter if anyone believes you?
• fiver

  
  
  
  oh hot damn!
• SportsAndLady

  

  fiver wrote:
  
  
  oh hot damn!

  looooooool omg
• ytownfootball

  

  Con_Alma wrote: Why does it matter if anyone believes you?

  Because he's a self proclaimed homo.
• SportsAndLady

  

  ytownfootball wrote:

  Con_Alma wrote: Why does it matter if anyone believes you?

  Because he's a self proclaimed homo.

  
• chicken_coop

  If it lasts a week we riot.
• Nate

  Rosie Palms. I dated her once.
• Red_Skin_Pride

  

  It does NOT count if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Somewhere, a shepherd is frantically searching for a lost ewe...
• vball10set

  I'll bet SHE knows what a Mike,Will and Sam linebacker are