My awesome night.....

• wes_mantooth

  

  that turned to absolute shit.
  
  Had a nice little day yesterday, took my son out for some driving lessons, did some shopping....then went to watch Moneyball(finally). Then I found an awesome little portable grill for tailgates on clearance at dicks sporting goods for 70 bucks(they usually run around 175-200). Then back home to watch the OSU game.....that is where it all went bad.
  
  Obviously, the game was a disaster after Miller pussied out and Bauserman started throwing the ball to fans like he always does. But then, after the game I go to bed, but get a phone call at 3 am. My dumbass cousin is in sitting at the police station....DUI. So I get dressed and go pick him up. After him pissing off the cop(who was a douche, but hey...my cousin was drunk as fuck, so what do you expect), I get him into my car and start driving him to his place....like 45 mins away. I was a tad irritated, but nothing irritated more than listen to him talk about how they have nothing on him and he was going to get out of this with nothing. I tell him...no way, you will be lucky if you can somehow get it reduced. He thinks that since he refused his breathilizer, but requested a blood test and they didnt give it to him...that he is in the right. NOTE: He failed a sobriety test and by the time I picked him up..he was still completely fucking tanked. Anyhow, after listening to his bullshit for 45 mins, I drop him off.
  
  Then on the way home, my car starts acting up. It starts surging and backing off on the interstate for no reason. Then I pull up to the stop light near my house and it starts jerking while I start to take off....I fear I have a major transmission problem. Anyhow....that is my shit night....
  
  
  QQ
  
  Cool Story Bro
  
  tl;dr
  
  /end rant.
• Pick6

  

  he more than likely will get out of it.
  
  
  anyways my night...after OSU sucked, I drank my pain away. BUT I did see some hardcore lesbian action..shirts off and everything.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Pick6;927610 wrote:he more than likely will get out of it.
  
  
  anyways my night...after OSU sucked, I drank my pain away. BUT I did see some hardcore lesbian action..shirts off and everything.

  I hope you are right and he does get out of it, but he was so damn drunk...I have a hard time believing that he will. The lesbian thing is amazing though....love those bitches.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  The browns are off today.
  
  Hope this helps.
• Mr. 300

  

  I didn't know your car could jerk off like you do??
• wes_mantooth

  

  Mr. 300;927625 wrote:I didn't know your car could jerked off like you do??

  lol...stfu.
  
  ps, I was at the sugarcreek bowling alley a couple of weeks ago....I was going to steal your placards that they have sitting out for you.
• stroups

  

  
• Pick6

  

  wes_mantooth;927615 wrote:I hope you are right and he does get out of it, but he was so damn drunk...I have a hard time believing that he will. The lesbian thing is amazing though....love those bitches.

  my ex girlfriend got out of a DUI even after she blew. I asked on here about the chances when it happened and what I got is that if there was no concrete evidence (blowing or blood test), there is a really high chance it will get reduced.
• bases_loaded

  

  Im confused...the title says "My awesome night" then all you do is bitch and complain about how bad it was...wtf man
• wes_mantooth

  

  bases_loaded;927638 wrote:Im confused...the title says "My awesome night" then all you do is bitch and complain about how bad it was...wtf man

  marketing my thread....that was my hook.
• BR1986FB

  At least the yeast infection didn't return....
• I Wear Pants

  BR1986FB;927679 wrote:At least the yeast infection didn't return....

  Wouldn't it have to leave for it to return?
• coyotes22

  

  Hey, the Irish won big!!!! 4-2 baby
• password

  

  Pick6;927630 wrote:my ex girlfriend got out of a DUI even after she blew. I asked on here about the chances when it happened and what I got is that if there was no concrete evidence (blowing or blood test), there is a really high chance it will get reduced.

  
  I think this is just what this thread needed.
• GoPens

  

  Pick6;927630 wrote:my ex girlfriend got out of a DUI even after she blew. I asked on here about the chances when it happened and what I got is that if there was no concrete evidence (blowing or blood test), there is a really high chance it will get reduced.

  Who'd she blow? The arresting officer?
• bigkahuna

  wes_mantooth;927607 wrote:that turned to absolute ****.
  
  Had a nice little day yesterday, took my son out for some driving lessons, did some shopping....then went to watch Moneyball(finally). Then I found an awesome little portable grill for tailgates on clearance at ****s sporting goods for 70 bucks(they usually run around 175-200). Then back home to watch the OSU game.....that is where it all went bad.
  
  Obviously, the game was a disaster after Miller pussied out and Bauserman started throwing the ball to fans like he always does. But then, after the game I go to bed, but get a phone call at 3 am. My dumbass cousin is in sitting at the police station....DUI. So I get dressed and go pick him up. After him pissing off the cop(who was a douche, but hey...my cousin was drunk as ****, so what do you expect), I get him into my car and start driving him to his place....like 45 mins away. I was a tad irritated, but nothing irritated more than listen to him talk about how they have nothing on him and he was going to get out of this with nothing. I tell him...no way, you will be lucky if you can somehow get it reduced. He thinks that since he refused his breathilizer, but requested a blood test and they didnt give it to him...that he is in the right. NOTE: He failed a sobriety test and by the time I picked him up..he was still completely ****ing tanked. Anyhow, after listening to his bull**** for 45 mins, I drop him off.
  
  Then on the way home, my car starts acting up. It starts surging and backing off on the interstate for no reason. Then I pull up to the stop light near my house and it starts jerking while I start to take off....I fear I have a major transmission problem. Anyhow....that is my **** night....
  
  
  QQ
  
  Cool Story Bro
  
  tl;dr
  
  /end rant.

  1. LOL that it censored Dick's
  
  2. My car was doing that, and it ended up needing a tune up (Thank God). Put some new spark plugs in, and it ran like a champ. Hope that helps.
• BR1986FB

  I Wear Pants;927684 wrote:Wouldn't it have to leave for it to return?

  Touche'
• Rotinaj

  

  wes_mantooth;927607 wrote:I tell terrible stories that nobody cares about. Im a huge douche.

  Indeed.
• Pick6

  

  GoPens;928075 wrote:Who'd she blow? The arresting officer?

  well she is the "ex" for a reason
• Mr. 300

  

  wes_mantooth;927627 wrote:lol...stfu.
  
  ps, I was at the sugarcreek bowling alley a couple of weeks ago....I was going to steal your placards that they have sitting out for you.

  Get them for me numbnuts! Drop them off at our Dover office
• wes_mantooth

  

  Mr. 300;928174 wrote:Get them for me numbnuts! Drop them off at our Dover office

  
  Haha...I can do that.
• Mr. 300

  

  Smooch
• Ironman92

  

  Pick6;927630 wrote:my ex girlfriend got out of a DUI even after she blew. I asked on here about the chances when it happened and what I got is that if there was no concrete evidence (blowing or blood test), there is a really high chance it will get reduced.

  
  I should hope so!
  
  ....I only read the first sentence.
• dwccrew

  

  That was your awesome night? I thought you were going to say you had a 3some with ETB and Snotbubbles.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I'm pretty pumped about the grill!