Flying

• sportchampps

  Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr
• FatHobbit

  

  I just take a nap when that happens.
• thavoice

  Yeah. One thing worse.
  
  It crashing after you get into the air.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  FatHobbit;925116 wrote:I just take a nap when that happens.

  I usually pass right out on planes. Not sure what it is. I'm usually asleep before the plane even takes off.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr

  +1, I'm way to impatient for that bullshit. Especially when drinks are 5 bucks. If you're in first class then STFU and get loaded
• queencitybuckeye

  sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr

  Rape
• justincredible

  

  sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr

  Watching your entire family be murdered by a guy with an axe.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  queencitybuckeye;925139 wrote:Rape

  I love anti-jokes.
• Glory Days

  

  sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr

  the fat guy next to you with his rolls spilling out on to you while he farts...yeah thats pretty bad.
• Mulva

  

  sportchampps;925113 wrote:Is there anything worse then getting on your plane then learning your flight is delayed and your stuck on the runway. Grrrrrrrrrrr

  Sharing needles with an AIDS-infected addict because you need that one last fix.
• stroups

  

  Fat people are the worst
• LJ

  

  I typically go beat off in the bathroom
• gerb131

  

  Triples before the flight.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  queencitybuckeye;925139 wrote:Rape

  
• Midstate01

  

  When I came back to Ohio a few weeks back, the lady beside me drilled down my arm when she fell asleep against me.
• GoPens

  

  stroups;925246 wrote:Fat people are the worst

  I disagree. Screaming babies sitting in the row in front of you for 3 1/2 hours on your way to Vegas are the worst. I speak from experience
• I Wear Pants

  The holocaust, rape, your mom in bed, waterboarding, beheadings, terrorists, feces in your food, etc, etc.
• I Wear Pants

  Midstate01;925735 wrote:When I came back to Ohio a few weeks back, the lady beside me drilled down my arm when she fell asleep against me.

  How did she get a drill on the plane?
• Glory Days

  

  I Wear Pants;925890 wrote:How did she get a drill on the plane?

  How do magnets work?