man card question

• said_aouita

  

  How long can a dude leave The Ellen DeGeneres Show on before losing his man card?
• Fab1b

  

  Why was the TV even tuned into that?
• SnotBubbles

  

  Any time you have to ask....it needs revoked.
  
  Just as a rule of thumb.
• vball10set

  You should have yours revoked for even posting the question :thumbdown:
• Curly J

  

  Ask Darbypitcher22. I'm sure he would know.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Blonde lesbo rug muncher... I think she could be converted...
• ts1227

  

  The "man card" concept is retarded
  
  Hope this helps
• 1_beast

  

  ts1227;923967 wrote:The "man card" concept is retarded
  
  Hope this helps

  Lost his man card long ago....still bitter about it
• Heretic

  

  I think you'd be safe if you were channel-surfing and just kept it on that long enough to make sure it wasn't a commercial. There might be other scenarios where you'd be okay, but I wouldn't take my chances.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Background information would be required by the committee - show topic would be a factor, as would your viewing companion. I would dare say that the full show could be viewed without penalty if you were watching this from your bed as post-coital entertainment for the unclad 19-year-old supermodel twins between their trips to the kitchen to bring you sammiches and beer.
• chicago510

  

  Was Portia de Rossi involved?
• said_aouita

  

  Fab1b;923940 wrote:Why was the TV even tuned into that?

  I just got home at 4pm from work, flipped on TV. Same channel as the news that morning.
  
  

  Heretic;924008 wrote:There might be other scenarios where you'd be okay, but I wouldn't take my chances.

  
  I admit to watching for a minute. Ellen was talking about the bracelet given to her. It was originally worn by the Dalai Lama.
  I changed it immediately after she was done talking about her bracelet.
  
  Damn it. I only watched for like two minutes. Was really hoping not to lose the man card for watching just a min........damn it.
• bigkahuna

  Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.
• said_aouita

  

  bigkahuna;925792 wrote:Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.

  
  Big hitter, the Lama.....
  
  
  
  
• Little Danny

  

  <OBJECT style="WIDTH: 640px; HEIGHT: 390px">If you dane along with Ellen in the opening bit you are in real trouble....
  
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• se-alum

  

  Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.
• 1_beast

  

  se-alum;925844 wrote:Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.

  geigh
• j_crazy

  

  se-alum;925844 wrote:Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.

  
  If you ain't homophobic you're homophilic. Geyboy.
• I Wear Pants

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  Dude had to feel like an asshole.
  
  "DENNIS QUAID IS HERE"
• vball10set

  bigkahuna;925792 wrote:Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.

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• ernest_t_bass

  

  After reading the thread title, I thought certain that this would be a "thavoice" thread.
• said_aouita

  

  If a leaked Ellen lesbo vid' was suddenly on the net, I know damn well ya'll would watch it. :thumbup:
  
  
  
• 1_beast

  

  said_aouita;925993 wrote:If a leaked Ellen lesbo vid' was suddenly on the net, I know damn well ya'll would watch it. :thumbup:
  
  
  

  
  
  THATS NOT THE ELLEN SHOW per se
• coyotes22

  

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• coyotes22

  

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