"Chick," 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp

• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  You know what they say... When the car's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
  

  A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over.
  
  When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/senior-citizen-car-sex-098713
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I heard this story on Bob and Tom this morning. Hilarious.
• FatHobbit

  

  Good for them. lol
• Curly J

  

  Goes to show you that Old ain't Dead.
• georgemc80

  Pics or it didn't happen....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
• wkfan

  georgemc80;923760 wrote:Pics or it didn't happen....

  Normally, i would say that...but not in this case! There is not enough eye bleach.
• thavoice

  Ya know the cop had to be disappointed! He probably thought he was going find a younger couple and hopefully a chick with a nice set of tits.
• Glory Days

  

  Buick Regal. I always call them old people cars. Now for sure its true.
• 1_beast

  

  "When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m ****ing this chick,” he said."
  
  Complete Gold!!!!
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  I'm 52, dammit....
• berry

  "Don't just stand there officer. Gimme that nightstick."