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Buddy of mine at work is looking to move to Ireland. He was trying to get the low down on the Irish slang. He passed some along to me. Some of it is hilarious. Here is a small sample.
A Face Like a Bulldog Chewing Wasps
An ugly person "Jayz she has a face like a bull dog chewing wasps."
Ash Tray on a Motorbike
Worthless "As usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike."
Bangs Like a Shite House Door in the Wind
Loose women "Emma bangs like a shite house door in the wind."
Battle Cruiser
Pub "We're headin' down to the Battle Cruiser to watch the game!"
Barse
The part of a man's body between his balls and arse "She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Cocktrough
A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina "Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."
Fartstrings
An indication of impending flatulence "All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."
Growler
A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area "I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
Jap's Eye
Male urethral opening "Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
Minge
A lady's fur "I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Was like gettin' stuck in a hedge."
Piss Artist
Alcoholic "Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist."
Smarties
Birth Control Pills "Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."
I got a good laugh out of those!