Just for ender: Boobies, or jail

• Devils Advocate

  

  A former Central Michigan University police officer allegedly convinced two female students to show him their bare chests earlier this month, leading to his resignation and criminal charges.
  
  Jeffrey Allen Card, 34, is charged with misconduct in office, a five-year felony.
  
  Card is accused of driving two women to a remote dirt road while giving them a ride home from O’Kelley’s bar in the early morning hours Sept. 11.
  

  The women told police that Card told them they would have to expose their bare chests if the test results were higher than a limit Card set, according to court documents.

  http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2011/09/23/news/doc4e7bce3ea853e570052406.txt?viewmode=default
  
  If it was gonna cost him his job, He should have at least went for a tricycle.