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Man writes book about flogging the dolplin

  • Devils Advocate
    Srsly...
    In 1970, the photographer embarked on a 9 month sexual relationship with Ruby, a captive female dolphin
    She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic.
    Yeah.. That's right. Bitch had it comin.

    http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx
  • Sonofanump
    What did you Google to find this article?
  • Commander of Awesome
    He thinks 1 in 6 men have had a sexual relationship with an animal?
  • enigmaax
    Sonofanump;906417 wrote:What did you Google to find this article?
    He probably didn't find it by looking up "how good is dolphin sex"....but there's a ton of shit out there if you're interested.
  • ernest_t_bass
    “I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy"
    Duly noted.
  • bigkahuna
    I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
  • Steel Valley Football
    bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
    Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.
  • dwccrew
    Gotta buy me a dolphin.
  • enigmaax
    Devils Advocate;906395 wrote:Srsly...
    Yeah.. That's right. Bitch had it comin.

    http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx
    So, uh, you going to be doing any book signings near any of us?
  • like_that
    bigkahuna;906486 wrote:I heard about this on Chelsea Lately a while back...WTF.
    LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.
  • Devils Advocate
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dolphin sex


    I'm thinkin he's a little too happy.





    This one is definately out for revenge.




    I love how he throws dem legs up in the air.
  • bradmaynard
    [video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
  • justincredible
  • bigkahuna
    Steel Valley Football;906500 wrote:Yeah for real. WTF is she doing w her own show? Annoying bitch.
    like_that;906627 wrote:LOL at you watching Chelsea Lately.
    Fuck both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes :cool:
  • Devils Advocate
    bigkahuna;907364 wrote:**** both of you, she's funny and GORGEOUS, and she likes black dudes :cool:
    And Midgets... And vodka....
  • bigkahuna
    Devils Advocate;907683 wrote:And Midgets... And vodka....
    Midgets are cool and vodka is... well doesn't need an explanation.

    No deal breakers here.
  • dwccrew
    bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
    LOL at 2:48. These two people seem like good people. SMH
  • enigmaax
    Cross reference - apparently there is already a movie about this.

    http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?28850-Dolphin-Tale-movie
  • bigkahuna
    bradmaynard;907085 wrote:[video=youtube;b3aRebr75fg] ch_query%3D2%2Bvery%2Bsick%2Bhuman%2Bbeings%26aq%3 Df&ytsession=E9csmpXzp-7kUAVuD_4smkPizOoPofQaNAeIsmxrml-kJduFxLEkQkvDWL3_gh32nEihh55VzRedBmeBolA64wtjXWfEC ZyC4nE9Qoo5dDoXz7VwJ6WHqngSdtWa0eOndHXJhO-Bf7BJPGTeQJToBwOy0M4l-6QiW0ewmKqWIOcp63L5duvpn9xalzn0LbT-KlwMK4GPQreUkYNXbm4UQNV-uPvmy9dQTGqP9aSwfuitYOm_gmbVO_7Gl7UGMlp2xOIrVTbJqP 3vRisstp0fFbt29Bwbp1w330r95W799tg&has_verified=1[/video]
  • password
    Sonofanump;906417 wrote:What did you Google to find this article?
    Why does my penis have a fishy odor after sex.
  • bigkahuna
    ^^Reps
  • Thread Bomber
    More than you'd ever want to know about the subject. :(

    www.dolphinsex.org
  • Thread Bomber
    bigkahuna;907876 wrote:Midgets are cool and vodka is... well doesn't need an explanation.

    No deal breakers here.
  • bigkahuna
    ^^^Reps