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Someone stole my spare tire...again

  • derek bomar
    2nd time in a year. Fuckers. I just wish one time I could be there to see someone trying to steal something from me...ugh.
  • bigkahuna
    How?

    Do you have a truck, where it's just hanging out under there?
  • LJ
    NSMB
  • BR1986FB
    derek bomar;905609 wrote:2nd time in a year. Fuckers. I just wish one time I could be there to see someone trying to steal something from me...ugh.
    Welcome to my world. Posted my story in the "Ripped Off" thread.

    Don't ya wish you could creep up on em right as they were stealing it? I have a feeling I'd be going to jail if I did.
  • derek bomar
    bigkahuna;905612 wrote:How?

    Do you have a truck, where it's just hanging out under there?
    F-150. Im assuming they climb under and use some sort of "tool" to un-screw it...?
  • LJ
    derek bomar;905615 wrote:F-150. Im assuming they climb under and use some sort of "tool" to un-screw it...?
    Ford fail....

    My Chevy has a lock that goes into the frame of the truck and has to be unlocked from the bumper.
  • OneBuckeye
    Electrify that shit and shock em next time.

    Hope this helps.
  • bigkahuna
    derek bomar;905615 wrote:F-150. Im assuming they climb under and use some sort of "tool" to un-screw it...?
    Well, I thought maybe you had a car and was leaving your trunk unlocked.
  • derek bomar
    OneBuckeye;905622 wrote:Electrify that shit and shock em next time.

    Hope this helps.
    Is this even possible? Wouldn't I need like X-Zibit's help to do that or something?
  • 1_beast
    i'll bring it back soon....just needed it for a tire swing for the kids birthday party....didnt think you would mind

    hope this helps
  • Belly35
    Strap (pull ties) a smoke canister to the under side of the rim spare tire ( booby trap) take a small metal wire from the canister to the frame, connect it to the canister pin ... when the spare tire drop 2 inches the canister goes off and the smoke pours out ...

  • bases_loaded
    ...allowing them to escape through cover of smoke...
  • derek bomar
    bases_loaded;905782 wrote:...allowing them to escape through cover of smoke...
    lol...gotta love belly. How about I attach a canned snake? That might scare em.
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    This should do the trick.

    http://www.nltm.us/thumper.html
  • Belly35
    bases_loaded;905782 wrote:...allowing them to escape through cover of smoke...
    If escaping with a spare tire smoking ( red or yellow smoke) as they run off with it or the color die staining their skin and clothing when it pops or the fact that someone will call 911 ..... I can assure you they will not come back for this spare tire again..
  • Belly35
    derek bomar;905787 wrote:lol...gotta love belly. How about I attach a canned snake? That might scare em.
    You've never popped smoke have you? WTF is this generation ever going the know worth anything.. So you are not aware of what happens, the quickness the smoke spreads, the small bang of the canister and the staining of the smoke ..

    Why don't you tape a picture of GPA on your spare tire that should make them think twice who they are fucking with ..:laugh:
  • I Wear Pants
    Belly35;905768 wrote:Strap (pull ties) a smoke canister to the under side of the rim spare tire ( booby trap) take a small metal wire from the canister to the frame, connect it to the canister pin ... when the spare tire drop 2 inches the canister goes off and the smoke pours out ...

    And when he actually needs to use the spare tire what's going to happen is he's going to forget that he booby trapped it because of someone on the internet. Then he's sitting there on the side of the highway with a flat tire and his car is billowing red or yellow smoke. Great fun for him.
  • GoChiefs
    I Wear Pants;905943 wrote:And when he actually needs to use the spare tire what's going to happen is he's going to forget that he booby trapped it because of someone on the internet. Then he's sitting there on the side of the highway with a flat tire and his car is billowing red or yellow smoke. Great fun for him.
    I highly doubt if he connects a smoke grenade to his car he's going to forget about it.
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    GoChiefs;906006 wrote:I highly doubt if he connects a smoke grenade to his car he's going to forget about it.
    Depends on how high i would be at the time......
  • thedynasty1998
    4 Loko will make you forget about your problems.
  • Glory Days
    Belly35;905768 wrote:Strap (pull ties) a smoke canister to the under side of the rim spare tire ( booby trap) take a small metal wire from the canister to the frame, connect it to the canister pin ... when the spare tire drop 2 inches the canister goes off and the smoke pours out ...

    smoke grenades aint what they used to be. plus it would suck if the tire caught fire then the truck went up in flames. i say just got with a flash bang.
  • Belly35
    Glory Days;906082 wrote:smoke grenades aint what they used to be. plus it would suck if the tire caught fire then the truck went up in flames. i say just got with a flash bang.
    Flash bang will work .... that 40 seconds of blindness and the hearing loss will do the trick also ... Good idea.
    In Nam we put c-4 in flares taking out a few illumiation clusters and fire them almost straight out .... nice flash and blast... anything under the blast would have very little hearing for days and no night vision.
  • Glory Days
    Belly35;906102 wrote:Flash bang will work .... that 40 seconds of blindness and the hearing loss will do the trick also ... Good idea.
    In Nam we put c-4 in flares taking out a few illumiation clusters and fire them almost straight out .... nice flash and blast... anything under the blast would have very little hearing for days and no night vision.
    yeah a few parachute flares and star clusters should let the neighbors know something is up.
  • bradmaynard
    I feel like a bolt lock (which should have come with the truck depending on the year) would be the most efficient way to protect your spare tire. But I'm sure a flash grenade would also work.
  • Commander of Awesome
    just try not being a pussy. hope that helps.