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Relationship/Marriage Contract

  • Bigdogg
    I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
    I could have sworn that the number 1 reason would be b/c of a bitchy wife!
  • Steel Valley Football
    This reminds me of people w/o kids who tell me how well behaved in public their future kids are going to be. Like_that simply has no idea what he's in for.
  • Skyhook79
    Gblock;898366 wrote:good luck with that

    I'm pretty sure COA has already agreed to all of like_that's conditions.
  • like_that
    Steel Valley Football;898618 wrote:This reminds me of people w/o kids who tell me how well behaved in public their future kids are going to be. Like_that simply has no idea what he's in for.
    Now that is something you def have more control of.
  • like_that
    Skyhook79;898631 wrote:I'm pretty sure COA has already agreed to all of like_that's conditions.
    lol, I still see your feelings are hurt. Haven't seen this one before /sarcasm.
  • 1_beast
    ernest_t_bass;898389 wrote:The only contract I'd have her sign is, if we get divorced, no child support, and the kids are not ever allowed to be around any of your BF's.
    Pay your child support MOFO
    ernest_t_bass;898434 wrote:I could have sworn that the number 1 reason would be b/c of a bitchy wife!
    Earn a paycheck...damn...

    To the OP....The only thing Im seeing that you lack on your contract.....is she needs to be on standby to "Make me a sammich bitch" and some other clause referring to staying in the kitchen.

    Hope this helps
  • Steel Valley Football
    like_that;898634 wrote:Now that is something you def have more control of.

    Depends on your kids ages. How old are your kids?
  • thePITman
    This is funny stuff! Especially for someone considering...
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;898637 wrote:lol, I still see your feelings are hurt. Haven't seen this one before /sarcasm.
    - yes, dear
    -sick pwn dude!
    -cool
    -ok

    /ernest
  • ernest_t_bass
    1_beast;898641 wrote:Earn a paycheck...damn...
    ?wut?
  • like_that
    1_beast;898641 wrote:Pay your child support MOFO



    Earn a paycheck...damn...

    To the OP....The only thing Im seeing that you lack on your contract.....is she needs to be on standby to "Make me a sammich bitch" and some other clause referring to staying in the kitchen.

    Hope this helps
    Noted.
    Steel Valley Football;898642 wrote:Depends on your kids ages. How old are your kids?
    \

    Zero. Don't care what you say, unless the kid has a mental condition, he/she won't be misbehaving.
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;898652 wrote:- yes, dear
    -sick pwn dude!
    -cool
    -ok

    /ernest
    -yes, dear
    -sick PWN dude
    -cool
    -ok
    -yes, dear; sick pwn dude; cool; ok /ernest

    /ernest
  • Steel Valley Football
    like_that;898660 wrote:Noted.

    \

    Zero. Don't care what you say, unless the kid has a mental condition, he/she won't be misbehaving.

    Oh.

    Ok.
  • thavoice
    Bigdogg;898409 wrote:I would strongly suggest a credit check before marriage. The number one reason for divorce is financial issues.
    Gotta agree with that. You working for freecreditreport.com now or something?!?!?!??!?!?!?
  • power i
    So glad that with men what you see is what you get. ;)
  • oletiger
    add a weight clause and your gold
  • Scooter1369
    like_that;898361 wrote:I mentioned in the finance thread, that next time I am about to get in a relationship/marriage(for the serious folks), I am going to have a list of bylaws that this girl needs to follow, otherwise there will be no relationship/marriage, or the relationship/marriage will be terminated if she doesn't follow the bylaws. Here is what I have so far.

    -Must maintain sex quota
    ----Must do something kinky at least once a month
    -Don't bitch/nag about petty ****
    -Don't talk to me on sundays, especially if the Browns lose. (you may place your mouth on my penis, if that helps to prevent you from talking)
    -Either tell me what is wrong, or shut the **** up.


    This is all I have so far. Looking for input, especially from the miserable married folks.
    Wow. And to think you aren't already married.
  • like_that
    oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold

    Good call. That's definitely going in there.
  • gorocks99
    oletiger;898785 wrote:add a weight clause and your gold
    like_that;898801 wrote:Good call. That's definitely going in there.
    Make sure you add ALL your gold 'cause she's gonna want it.
  • FatHobbit
    gorocks99;898841 wrote:Make sure you add ALL your gold 'cause she's gonna want it.
    Is that different?
  • cbus4life
    Priceless.
  • gorocks99
    FatHobbit;898846 wrote:Is that different?
    wat
  • FatHobbit
    gorocks99;898848 wrote:wat
    That she's going to want ALL your gold.
  • gorocks99
    FatHobbit;898851 wrote:That she's going to want ALL your gold.
    Oh, no. Not different at all. Just pointing it out since he's putting it in the contract :)