Who Handles the Finances in Your House

• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;898324 wrote:-Must maintain sex quota

  You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.
• like_that

  

  BR1986FB;898328 wrote:Deal breaker. Never happen.

  Probably too young and naive, but I have faith there is a girl that doesn't do it.
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;898332 wrote:You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.

  Maybe I will add a threesome clause in there.
  
  Which reminds me
  
  -At least once a month she must do something kinky.
• justincredible

  

  SnotBubbles;898270 wrote:This. However my wife makes monies too...just not nearly as much as I.
  
  I think I forget how to write a check or fill out a bill to be honest....

  Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.
• j_crazy

  

  Auto bill pay, electronic deposit. I just check my balance. I do the bulk of it though.
• gorocks99

  

  It's in God's hands.
• thavoice

  justincredible;898335 wrote:Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.

  They do say that gay porn pays better than straight porn so I could see how ya make more than her.
  
  
  (and before anyone asks....my reference is an episode of Law and Order SVU when Zack Morris was the victim. He was doing gay porn and Stenson (Stabler and benson) said that producers pay big bucks for it because of the lack of people willing to do it)
• Steel Valley Football

  LOL at these single guys telling us exactly how its going to be when they're married. LO fucking L!
• thavoice

  like_that;898324 wrote:I realize there is def the potential that can happen, but I have figured out a plan that can hopefully prevent that. If a woman wants to be in a relationship with me, I am going to lay out the guidelines and might have her sign a contract.
  
  -Must maintain sex quota
  -Must not bitch about petty bull****
  -Don't ****ing talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)
  -etc
  
  I still need to work on that contract, but if they don't agree to it or break the guidlines, then the relationship is terminated.

  Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.
• like_that

  

  thavoice;898351 wrote:Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.

  You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
• GoChiefs

  

  like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.

  This. Shit, I thought you were married for at least a few years. 18 months and you already have these problems?
• justincredible

  

  like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.

  + a billion.
• Curly J

  

  I can't say it's 50/50 or what percentage it is. We've always had a routine that I pay certain bills and she pays certain bills.
• JerseyBuck

  

  Nearly everything is in my name so I handle the vast majority of the finances.
• Belly35

  

  We have different checking and saving accountants and also a joint accounts so we both share in the obligations of bill paying, saving and purchaseing. As for the different accountant we know each others and we both can see the accountants on line.
• Heretic

  

  like_that;898324 wrote:-Don't fucking talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)

  And a good way of improving the mood after said loss. At least temporarily. Especially if the BJ is immediately followed by a sandwich.
• Steel Valley Football

  I need to get me one of them there savings accountants to do my taxes and store my money for me.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Belly, you are a r-tard. But I love you.
• Tiernan

  What does your wife's accountant look like Belly?
• Sonofanump

  Two separate incomes and two separate checkbooks. We each have our own credit cards for what we want both individually and as husband and wife.
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  Sonofanump: House mortgage, insurance, utitlies.
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  Daughterinlawofanump: Auto loan, groceries, clothes (6 year old), daughter's medical, her cell.</SPAN>
• thavoice

  like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the **** out now before it's too late.

  Married less than a year actually.
• Scrawney

  Then get an annulment and move on to a happier life.
• like_that

  

  thavoice;898721 wrote:Married less than a year actually.

  
  Lolfail.
• I Wear Pants

  Not that I have bills to pay really being in college and living at home but I like my combo of Mint and http://www.manilla.com/
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I make the money and distribute where it needs to go.