Ender vs Justincredible. Who wins?

• thavoice

  Its obvious that ender was violated by a police billyclub when he was wreakding havoc on the streets and left him a bitter, bitter troll.
  
  
  Justincredible brought us this minor league site that compares to none ever before.
  
  
  After the opening round handshake and hug (where ender no doubt cops a feel of justincredible) who wins in a fight to their internet death?
• Heretic

  

  Ender can, at will, come up with scripts to get him out of any account throttling, so I don't see how Justin can do anything to stop him.
• GOONx19

  

  
• GoPens

  

  Justin beats the shit out of Ender, who promptly calls the cops and cries that he was assaulted and that he needs them. Hopefully they tell him to fuck off.
• SnotBubbles

  

  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Justin wins, he has the power to permaban him.
  
  Score fucking board.
• dwccrew

  

  thavoice's wife will win
• Heelz

  

  
• Andrew Wiggin

  THE4RINGZ;896365 wrote:Justin wins, he has the power to permaban him.
  
  Score ****ing board.

  Meh, got me there. Although it takes all of 45 seconds to create an account. Wash at best.
  

  GoPens;896154 wrote:Justin beats the **** out of Ender, who promptly calls the cops and cries that he was assaulted and that he needs them. Hopefully they tell him to **** off.

  Haha this is adorbs. Did you think of it all by yourself in detention?
• Iliketurtles

  

  Ender will win I mean he has magical powers!
• Andrew Wiggin

  Iliketurtles;896641 wrote:Ender will win I mean he has magical powers!

  I have no magical powers as magic does not exist.
  
  Where did this come from btw? First im hearing about it.
• j_crazy

  

  They should fuck and get it over with. The sexual tension is ridiculous between them two.
• Speaker of the Dead

  j_crazy;896648 wrote:They should **** and get it over with. The sexual tension is ridiculous between them two.

  
  Eww I dont slum THAT low.
  
  I do have a friend from West Hollywood for him though.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Speaker of the Dead;896650 wrote:Eww I dont slum THAT low.
  
  I do have a friend from West Hollywood for him though.

  I thought fairwoodking lived in Seattle?
• Third

  Iliketurtles;896683 wrote:I thought fairwoodking lived in Seattle?

  Dunno him or her :/
• SnotBubbles

  

  
• ts1227

  

  Are they fighting one another, or battling their Pokemans?
• SnotBubbles

  

  Def pokemons. They're adorbs.