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justincredible

Mr Wiggin is standing pretty firm on the fact that he has a "script" that is helping him circumvent the miserable user tag attached to his username. Of course, he won't prove it by actually providing said script after I've continuously told him it is impossible to circumvent. You know his deal, though, and the burden of proof is on me to prove that he doesn't have a script which is pretty easy. I'll go ahead and break down one of his two (of the same (sweet script, lol)) threads on the subject.

Your responses are awesome haha, the fact that you think that youre correct just because you dont know how to do something.

Well, yeah, I don't know how to do it. Because it isn't possible. Liar.

As usual this is just you making a bold claim of someone else with no proof. Its your opinion and as I always say you are entitled to that. Just dont cry like a bitch while trying to, and failing yet again, to pass off your opinion as fact.

My opinion is fact in this case. You do not have a (working) script. If you do have a script it isn't doing jack shit to help you. Because it isn't possible. Liar.

You dont have to remove it, I already said it is weak and easily gotten around. Its not an inconvenience at all. Dont get your panties in a bunch because someone knows more about a subject than you do.

My panties weren't in a bunch. One of the mods was fucking with you and thread banned you, not me. It ended up bringing the lulz, though, so I let it go. Also, liar.

If you dont think i have one then thats cool, just dont try to pass it off as fact and call people liars....unless of course you have proof to back up your bold claims of someone else.

It is fact. The proof is that it isn't possible to do what you're claiming. Liar.

DO you? No you dont, feel free to shut the fuck up whenever you want.

I do. Liar.

Of course, I take back calling you a liar. If you're some sort of magical wizard. Are you some sort of magical wizard, Ender?

Here is how the script works:
[PHP]
$miserable = false;
$ugroups = unserialize($vbulletin->options['mis_group']);[/PHP]
The $miserable variable is what identifies an account as miserable. It's current set to false. The $ugroups variable holds the group id of the "miserable users" group.

[PHP]if (is_member_of($vbulletin->userinfo, $ugroups)) $miserable = true;[/PHP]
This checks the id of the miserable users group with all of the user groups attached to your account. If you belong to the group it sets the $miserable variable to true. If you aren't, it stays false. You, Ender, are miserable.

[PHP]
if ($miserable){
[/PHP]
This is where the fun stuff happens. If you are miserable, of course.

[PHP]
$delay = rand($vbulletin->options['mis_xmin'],$vbulletin->options['mis_xmax']);

if ($delay > 30) $delay = 30;

sleep($delay);[/PHP]
This put you on a required delay, up to 30 seconds in length. I have the minimum delay set to 10 seconds. That means every time you visit a page it takes at least 10 seconds to load. Possibly up to 30 seconds. That must suck and it's not possible for you to get around.

This code has been moved around a little bit for easier explanation.
[PHP]$rnd_busy = rand(1,100);

if ($rnd_busy <= $vbulletin->options['mis_busy'])
{
$vbulletin->options['loadlimit'] = 1;
$vbulletin->loadcache['loadavg'] = 2;
$vbulletin->loadcache['lastcheck'] = TIMENOW;
}[/PHP]
This gives you a "server busy" message, which is set to happen 33% of the time you load a page.

[PHP]$rnd_redir = rand(1,100);

else if ($rnd_redir <= $vbulletin->options['mis_redir'])
{
exec_header_redirect($vbulletin->options['mis_xurl']);
}[/PHP]
This redirects you to a 404 error page, which is set to happen 25% of the time.

[PHP]
$rnd_blank = rand(1,100);

else if ($rnd_blank <= $vbulletin->options['mis_blank'])
{
exit($vbulletin->options['mis_blank_page']);
}
}[/PHP]
This gives you a white page with a "Error - Please try again." message, which is set to happen 25% of the time.

Again, this code runs on the server every time you try to visit a page and is executed before anything is sent to the browser. It is not possible to get around while you are logged in to the "Ender Wiggin" account. You can continue to rant and rave and call me stupid for not knowing as much as you but the fact of the matter is you're a liar (bold claim) or fucking magic.

And again, show me the script that you put together using unicorn farts and leprechaun sweat and I'll remove you from the miserable users group. I'll even send you a days worth of adsense revenue from the site. That's like, $3.50.

gorocks99

Fab1b

LMFAO

Sonofanump

justincredible

Sonofanump;895674 wrote:

I don't know what this means.

FatHobbit

FUCK the police.

Sonofanump

justincredible;895675 wrote:I don't know what this means.

It either science or miracles. I don't know how magnets work.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

I wrote a script that lets me know if a site sucks or not. Yours came back "minor league". I don't know what that means exactly.

justincredible

ZWICK 4 PREZ;895689 wrote:I wrote a script that lets me know if a site sucks or not. Yours came back "minor league". I don't know what that means exactly.

Now, this is a script I can believe in.

Glory Days

justincredible;895667 wrote: This put you on a required delay, up to 30 seconds in length. I have the minimum delay set to 10 seconds. That means every time you visit a page it takes at least 10 seconds to load. Possibly up to 30 seconds. That must suck and it's not possible for you to get around.

This gives you a "server busy" message, which is set to happen 33% of the time you load a page.

This redirects you to a 404 error page, which is set to happen 25% of the time.

This gives you a white page with a "Error - Please try again." message, which is set to happen 25% of the time.

shit, i would commit vsuicide if i had to deal with that everytime i was on this site.

justincredible

Glory Days;895704 wrote:shit, i would commit vsuicide if i had to deal with that everytime i was on this site.

Yeah, but you wouldn't if you had a magical script.

enigmaax

And again, show me the script that you put together using unicorn farts and leprechaun sweat and I'll remove you from the miserable users group.

It is not really that far-fetched if you consider he could be using gay black leprechaun sweat.

brutus161

ZWICK 4 PREZ

The only logical way to resolve this is to set EW's delay to a several minutes and have him posts twice in a minute. If the IP's match.. well he's just smarter than you Justin.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

And since the delay is futile, you might as well just set a crazy number in there since his script works around it.

justincredible

ZWICK 4 PREZ;895723 wrote:And since the delay is futile, you might as well just set a crazy number in there since his script works around it.

True, I could remove the max limit of 30 seconds and set it to just 1000 seconds min and max. His script would get around it. With magic.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

I would set it to 6000.. just to prove you're not a little girl or something.

justincredible

Make it 12000, because I'm a man!

ZWICK 4 PREZ

if you were 40, you'd set it to 2400.

FatHobbit

justincredible;895733 wrote:Make it 12000, because I'm a man!

Are you 40?

justincredible

ZWICK 4 PREZ;895734 wrote:if you were 40, you'd set it to 2400.

FatHobbit;895735 wrote:Are you 40?

Indeed.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

I don't think you have the balls to change Ender's delay time. So I'm writing a script to check if you have a vagina.

justincredible

ZWICK 4 PREZ;895745 wrote:I don't think you have the balls to change Ender's delay time. So I'm writing a script to check if you have a vagina.

IPs match.

bigkahuna

I don't know what any of this means.

ZWICK 4 PREZ

Here's part of the script I used...

[PHP]

if ($justincredible = vagina) $justincredible = won't change delay;

[/PHP]

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