The Roast of Charlie Sheen

• sherm03

  

  LaughSpin.com has been live tweeting from the taping of the Charlie Sheen roast tonight.
  
  Based on what I've been reading, this has the makings of the best roast yet.
  

  “Charlie’s nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, they should be called the Hilton Sisters" -<s style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.5; text-decoration: none; ">@</s>realjeffreyross <s class="hash" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; opacity: 0.7; text-decoration: none; display: inline-block; ">#</s>SheenRoast

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  I cannot wait for this roast next Monday!
• bigdaddy2003

  

  Same here. Wish Greg Giraldo could be there.
• Manhattan Buckeye

  I can't wait for this tired act to be over. It is amazing to me that Two and a Half Men has been on for so long replaying the same joke week after week and people still watch it. This is why the terrorists hate us.
• gut

  Manhattan Buckeye;891356 wrote:I can't wait for this tired act to be over. It is amazing to me that Two and a Half Men has been on for so long replaying the same joke week after week and people still watch it. This is why the terrorists hate us.

  ^not winning
• bigdaddy2003

  

  I see what he is saying to a certain extent. I mean people were actually shocked when they paid 200 bones for a ticket to watch him during his "tour" and it was horrendous. With that being said I am actually looking forward to this roast.
• GoPens

  

  I've never seen Two and a Half Men, but can't wait to see this roast. Hopefully Lisa Lampanelli is on it. She's one of my favorite roasters.
• sherm03

  

  GoPens;891918 wrote:I've never seen Two and a Half Men, but can't wait to see this roast. Hopefully Lisa Lampanelli is on it. She's one of my favorite roasters.

  From what they were saying last night, it doesn't seem like she was there.
  
  I'm actually pretty happy, because I hate Lisa Lampanelli. We get it, you're a whore and you also prefer to fuck black dudes. Please just go away.
• IggyPride00

  

  [INDENT]Seth MacFarlane:
  "She's [Brooke Mueller] here voluntarily. No one put a knife to her throat."
  Jon Lovitz:
  "He banged her [Brooke's] ass so hard, three balloons of coke fell out."
  Jeffrey Ross:
  "Charlie, if you are winning this must not be a child custody hearing. [The only times his kids see him] are on reruns. His nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the Hilton sisters."
  Amy Schumer:
  "Just like Bruce Willis, you were big in the '80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher."
  [/INDENT]
• gut

  lol....some good ones