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Someone Just Asked Me To Help Fertilize Their Crops.

  • Upper90
    At least that's what my news feed told me on The Book.

    That's the hottest thing I've read all day.

    Discuss?
  • Apple
    Male or female?
  • vdubb96
    Well did you accept???
  • Upper90
    Female, but it's my BFF's twin sister.

    Normally, I'd like where this is going, but I do not. I do not one bit.

    Especially when I realized that I'd have to join Farmville if I wanted to look further into this arrangement. This got unattractive really quickly.
  • Heretic
    Ah, so you're just being asked to fertilize virtual crops and not the real thing. Not cool.
  • vdubb96
    Fertilizing virtual crops is nowhere near as fun!
  • wkfan
    BFF??

    Really???


    Really???????
  • se-alum
    Sounds racist to me!! :D
  • LJ
    sounds like scat play...


    out
  • Upper90
    se-alum wrote: Sounds racist to me!! :D
    That's actually what my first reaction was. I was halfway through an angry letter to Facebook, but then I got tired.

    I'll probably finish it sometime, which would be good if you hate farmville, I'm pretty sure Al Sharpton owes me a favor (All black people get one. But JUST one.), I could probably get him to come down hard enough on FB for them to get rid of Farmville.

    I'll keep you guys posted.
  • superman
    I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
  • slide22
    wkfan wrote: BFF??

    Really???


    Really???????
    This.
  • RedRider1
    superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
    Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
  • Apple
    Twins can be FUN!!!
  • NNN
    superman wrote: I just crop dusted two aisles at a Best Buy.
    RedRider1 wrote: Yes indeed. Nothing like it...and then doubling back to see if anyone is repulsed.
    I used to do this at World Market. Eat a ton of garlic and butter, then dust away.
  • Nate
    Cropdusting is so funny. I did it at Meijer the other day but it wasn't a silent dusting. Luckily no one was around to hear it.
  • Stiffman
    slide22 wrote:
    wkfan wrote: BFF??

    Really???


    Really???????
    This.
    Something's amiss with a man having a BFF. Never thought I'd say this: Upper90 is GAY!

    New thread: Upper90 - Out!
  • WebFire
    I have heard from some people that it doesn't live up to the hype.