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Attention NASCAR Fans

  • 1_beast
    GoChiefs;894028 wrote:No, I did.
    hmm...was this before or after me?
  • enigmaax
    1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?
    Are you jealous that he's banging someone other than you?
  • rmolin73
  • ernest_t_bass
    rmolin73;894041 wrote:

    Chiefs, is that you?

    Another day, another dollar. Unless you're a NASCAR fan... Then it's, "another food stamp." Right?
  • GoChiefs
    Yes.

    By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
  • GoChiefs
    1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?

    We banged after her, sorry.
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;894065 wrote:Yes.

    By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
    I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
  • LJ
    Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota&#8217;s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking&#8217; hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call &#8216;em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o:p></o:p>
  • Speedofsand
    Tim, take a look at that hound. That's the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn't have to teach him a damn thing.
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?

    Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
  • GoChiefs
    LJ;894094 wrote:Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota&rsquo;s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking&rsquo; hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call &lsquo;em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o:p></o:p>

    The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
    Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
  • LJ
    GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
    The only sport to have followers WT enough to thank Jesus for Roush racing.
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
    Well I was in your trailer!
  • Heretic
    GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race! :D
  • GoChiefs
    Heretic;894581 wrote:
    He was praying about cars and engines? How the hell is that imaginary? :p Maybe his Jesus is Henry Ford or Lee Iacocca.
  • enigmaax
    GoChiefs;894065 wrote:By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
    ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
    GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
    ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
    If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;894573 wrote:Well I was in your trailer!
    GoChiefs, I don't have a trailer. I'm not a NASCAR fan.
  • GoChiefs
    enigmaax;894592 wrote:If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?
    Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;894596 wrote:Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.
    Dammit... lolfailselfpwn on my part. I see what I did there. SMH. You win this round.


    NASCAR SUCKS!
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;894603 wrote:I LIKE TO SUCK!
    Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
  • ernest_t_bass
    GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
    Sick PWN, like_that!
  • Heretic
    GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
    Not on this site (re: ccrunner).
  • GoChiefs
    ernest_t_bass;894615 wrote:Sick PWN, like_that!
    There you go again, spinning my comments! Are you dizzy yet?
  • Captain Cavalier

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