Is that a lobster in your pants?

• Fred Flintstone

  Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested on Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into this cargo shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

  Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away.

  http://www.fox8live.com/content/news/watercooler/story/Is-that-a-lobster-in-your-pants/Ni6HrkiVuUKR_ws3f_xICg.cspx