Someone clubbing the stub in the next stall???

• O-Trap

  

  Okay, I stopped by the men's room to drop the kids off when someone else comes in, sits in the stall next to me, and procedes to flog the dolphin, seemingly without any discretion! He finished (I assume), and then left me in my own stall wanting to curbstomp the next person I see.
  
  Has ANYONE else ever had this happen? WTF are you supposed to do in a situation like that?
• LJ

  

  moan
• Fab1b

  

  So what tipped you off to him spanking it anyways?? LOL
• thavoice

  Fab1b;886179 wrote:So what tipped you off to him spanking it anyways?? LOL

  When he crawled under the stall to watch.
• O-Trap

  

  He was either doing that, or he was slapping a gelatin mold and grunting repeatedly.
• Fab1b

  

  LMAO
• O-Trap

  

  I would upper deck him, but (a) I don't know who it was, and (b) I don't want to touch a toilet of his.
• justincredible

  

  I always strangle my dangle when using a public shitter. I mean, why not?
• FatHobbit

  

  I think I would have finished, left the stall and then waited to see who came out.
• Heretic

  

  I'm in a small office with single-occupancy bathrooms, so there's no fun in jerking it in the bathroom, as no one could come in to be made uncomfortable.
• gut

  How and why? Who lacks that much self-control that they would have to do this at work or in a public restroom? Maybe when you get old and it doesn't work like it should you can't be picky about your opportunities.
  
  Or maybe they're gay and this is some sort of exhibition turn-on? Perhaps it's the new way men pick-up "dates" in restrooms?
  
  And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.
• Gblock

  wide stance?
• Con_Alma

  gut;886229 wrote:...
  
  And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.

  Lewd conduct???
  
  How does one prove it? I'd get the heck out of there myself!
• password

  

  O-Trap;886173 wrote:Okay, I stopped by the men's room to drop the kids off when someone else comes in, sits in the stall next to me, and procedes to flog the dolphin, seemingly without any discretion! He finished (I assume), and then left me in my own stall wanting to curbstomp the next person I see.

  I wish I would have known that was you next to me. I would have said hello and asked for some toilet paper, I hate when people leave the stall empty of any paper, my wife is going to start wondering why I keep throwing my white undershirts away at work.
• gut

  Con_Alma;886233 wrote:Lewd conduct???
  
  How does one prove it? I'd get the heck out of there myself!

  LMAO...what if a cop decided to open the door to catch him in the act....and caught him by surprise right at the critical moment - would that be assaulting an officer? Or do you think the officer would just walk away not wanting to deal with the embarassment of getting blasted?
• Con_Alma

  Lol. Probably depends on the officer. Some might dream of such a scenario!
• justincredible

  

  Con_Alma;886245 wrote:Lol. Probably depends on the officer. Some might dream of such a scenario!

  Okay Ender.
• Con_Alma

  Ouch! ...but I support the local patrolman's association!
• Devils Advocate

  

  
  
  I would have asked if he had any extra lube....
• O-Trap

  

  gut;886240 wrote:LMAO...what if a cop decided to open the door to catch him in the act....and caught him by surprise right at the critical moment - would that be assaulting an officer? Or do you think the officer would just walk away not wanting to deal with the embarassment of getting blasted?

  Probably sweep kick him and break his leg.
• queencitybuckeye

  Yell "Damn it Mike Clark, that's just disgusting".
• baseballstud24

  gut;886229 wrote:
  And on a related note, is this illegal? Technically there's no indecent exposure.

  Probably is illegal since 9/11...Thanks a lot Bin Laden
• Scarlet_Fever

  

  I have a co worker who swears another of our coworkers does this often. I've never noticed but mainly because this guy stinks so bad when going I use another restroom all the time unless he's not there. Of course don't know why, he sits right next to me and farts all day as if nobody can hear it.
• sportchampps

  did you tap your foot
• dwccrew

  

  O-trap, you should've talked dirty to him. Help him out.