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I'm off to go carpet shopping with the wife instead of watching teh OSU game.

  • I Wear Pants
    thavoice;881442 wrote:Negative.

    But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

    I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

    Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah. Ya wanna believe she would skip the SB if her team was playing in it?

    No way.
    That makes no god damned sense.
  • jmog
    thavoice;881442 wrote:Negative.

    But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

    I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

    Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah. Ya wanna believe she would skip the SB if her team was playing in it?

    No way.
    I would have told her to get a job if she pulled the "equal cash" bull crap.
  • password
    Unless your wife is Kate Upton and she lets you bang her friends, your a pussy.
  • sportchampps
    Maybe you can combine the two and tell her to find a job on the weekends
  • Mr Miyagi
    Back in the late 90's when the Browns left town, Miyagi was a little depressed, having small marital issues, nothing big.....but when Miyagi's wife said " why are you so depressed about a stupid football team ? It's stupid to care so much about them stupid Browns" Well Miyagi filed papers that week, straw that broke the camels back .....True story.....Havnt talked to her since and Miyagi hasnt missed a game. New wife actually bought tickets for Miyagi to watch Browns/Broncos at Mile high during a layover on our way to Oregon.
    Grow some balls and go look for carpet later in the week your opinion will not count anyways, she is going to get whatever carpet she wants and turn her nose up at anything you like.
  • SportsAndLady
    Mr Miyagi;882760 wrote:Back in the late 90's when the Browns left town, Miyagi was a little depressed, having small marital issues, nothing big.....but when Miyagi's wife said " why are you so depressed about a stupid football team ? It's stupid to care so much about them stupid Browns" Well Miyagi filed papers that week, straw that broke the camels back .....True story.....Havnt talked to her since and Miyagi hasnt missed a game. New wife actually bought tickets for Miyagi to watch Browns/Broncos at Mile high during a layover on our way to Oregon.
    Grow some balls and go look for carpet later in the week your opinion will not count anyways, she is going to get whatever carpet she wants and turn her nose up at anything you like.
    REPS
  • Mr Miyagi
    thavoice;881442 wrote:Negative.

    But my wife did want me to take her someplace DURING THE SUPER BOWL becuase my team was playing in it. Friends and I have steelers season tix, well, this year I didnt get them with my friends becuase my wife wanted the equal value in cash of the tickets and each time I go she wanted equal value in cash of what I spend. Weeks before she wanted to start having an annual super bowl party at our house. Well, my house, but as soon as the steelers made it her tune changed from having the party to wanting me to take her outta town.

    I was like sure...we can leave saturday morning....and get back sunday late afternoon...and attend a SB party or what not. THAT wasnt good enough...she said she wanted to be home like after the game would be over.

    Well...when I said that she went into a rage how football was more important than her...blah...blah...blah. Ya wanna believe she would skip the SB if her team was playing in it?

    No way.
    So Voice........You didn't tell us what you did???? did you go away for the weekend ? Did you stay home and throw a Super Bowl party ? Let Miyagi guess...... You went away for the weekend and taped the game to watch later ? Does she keep track of how much time you spend on the OC and then have to spend equal time with her ??

    P.S. Devil.....Carpet installers will be there around 1:00 on Sun. during the game. Maybe you can accompany your wife and your balls to Wal-Mart and pick out matching bathroom towels with her.
  • sportchampps
    So Voice........You didn't tell us what you did???? did you go away for the weekend ? Did you stay home and throw a Super Bowl party ? Let Miyagi guess...... You went away for the weekend and taped the game to watch later ? Does she keep track of how much time you spend on the OC and then have to spend equal time with her ??

    P.S. Devil.....Carpet installers will be there around 1:00 on Sun. during the game. Maybe you can accompany your wife and your balls to Wal-Mart and pick out matching bathroom towels with her.
    You think she lets him use the dvr
  • Mr Miyagi
    sportchampps;882939 wrote:You think she lets him use the dvr
    For a small fee
  • dwccrew
    thavoice;881460 wrote:You mean a paycheck equal to hers?

    ****...if that is the case......it would be a waste to write out a check for zero dollars
    You obviously missed the point of sportschampps post. Clearly you weren't smart enough to marry a woman that wasn't a bitch if you didn't understand his post.
  • Dr Winston O'Boogie
    Not saying carpet shopping is the answer. But I say "f-you" to Ohio State and all these other big schools that schedule pansy games like Akron and expect full price for attendees. Bush league.
  • gut
    If you're lucky and she's feeling adventurous, perhaps she'll go for an oriental rug
  • Tigerfan00
    thavoice, found a picture of your wife while you are off watching football

  • password
    The only way this works out in his favor is when they come home, she has carpet burns on her knees and they have proof that
    the carpet really was stain resistant.
  • GoChiefs
    I Wear Pants;881853 wrote:That makes no god damned sense.

    Has a woman ever made sense???
  • 1_beast
    gut;883260 wrote:If you're lucky and she's feeling adventurous, perhaps she'll go for an oriental rug
    Funny you mention "oriental rug"...Thats what i call Miyagi's wife...(dont tell him though....its still a secret)
  • THE4RINGZ
    1_beast;884324 wrote:Funny you mention "oriental rug"...Thats what i call Miyagi's wife...(dont tell him though....its still a secret)

    Because she is dirty and you can lay her anywhere?
  • 1_beast
    THE4RINGZ;884328 wrote:Because she is dirty and you can lay her anywhere?
    You must know her too
  • Mr Miyagi
    1_beast;884324 wrote:Funny you mention "oriental rug"...Thats what i call Miyagi's wife...(dont tell him though....its still a secret)
    That is better than anything Miyagi calls her
  • Devils Advocate
    Say what you want, Take away the man card, post all the shit you would like, But in the end I got

    1. Laid

    2. Made an awesome sammich and snacks for the LSU game.

    3. Tickets for the Bucks and Rockets game this Saturday.


    And all it cost me was missing a lopsided Zips slaughter and about 1400.00 for the carpet :cry:
  • jmog
    Devils Advocate;884692 wrote:Say what you want, Take away the man card, post all the **** you would like, But in the end I got

    1. Laid Should happen weather you miss the OSU game or not
    2. Made an awesome sammich and snacks for the LSU game. Should happen weather you miss the OSU game or not

    3. Tickets for the Bucks and Rockets game this Saturday. Ok, maybe that was worth it, unless it was going to happen anyway


    And all it cost me was missing a lopsided Zips slaughter and about 1400.00 for the carpet :cry:
    See my comments...
  • 1_beast
    AND you should of made HER pay for the carpet.... SMH
  • Heretic
    Devils Advocate;884692 wrote:Say what you want, Take away the man card, post all the shit you would like, But in the end I got

    1. Laid

    2. Made an awesome sammich and snacks for the LSU game.

    3. Tickets for the Bucks and Rockets game this Saturday.


    And all it cost me was missing a lopsided Zips slaughter and about 1400.00 for the carpet :cry:
    So, what you're saying is that your wife also got access to your account, so she could post a fictional account of rewards you received. As opposed to real life, where the ONE AND ONLY reward you received was spending "quality time" carpet shopping.
  • 1_beast
    Heretic;884879 wrote:So, what you're saying is that your wife also got access to your account, so she could post a fictional account of rewards you received. As opposed to real life, where the ONE AND ONLY reward you received was spending "quality time" carpet shopping.
    AND loss of $1400.00
  • Devils Advocate
    jmog;884717 wrote:See my comments...
    Yeah yeah... I get it. Your wife is an insatiable Nympho that is also a great cook and God has blessed you so much that you need to brag about it all the time.

    You should let this agnostic middle aged fat and balding guy have the benifit of a winfall every now and then. Or not, since you are an insufferable doosher.