Having a beer. Will I be allowed?

• stroups

  

  End this thing violently
• Rotinaj

  

  wes_mantooth;881416 wrote:I think you should shit on your wife's face while she is sleeping.

  I think you should shit on your own face while youre awake.
• thavoice

  said_aouita;881409 wrote:Best possible answer immediately posted #2, pretty damn impressive.
  
  I can see how the c-word may have a point. You have one beer and then on the way home you get pulled over. Would you pass their test? Maybe not.
  
  
  Did you happen to wear one of your wife's dresses to the block party too?
  
  
  Women, you can't live with them.....pass the beer nuts.
  

  
  Well we live blocks away from the place, and if that was her concern she or the 18 yr old daughter could drive. It was a power play, no doubt, just pretty much saying I cant because I wanted to have one.
• Pick6

  

  I gave your wife somewhat of a benefit of the doubt on the other thread with the "technology fucks up sometimes" line. But this bitch just seems crazy.
  
  Unless you guys have a history of fighting or something when you drink (which could be the reason you hardly drink?)
• thavoice

  Pick6;881448 wrote:I gave your wife somewhat of a benefit of the doubt on the other thread with the "technology ****s up sometimes" line. But this bitch just seems crazy.
  
  Unless you guys have a history of fighting or something when you drink (which could be the reason you hardly drink?)

  
  Not at all. I didnt drink much because I was getting ready to leave for basic training..i was trying to be in the best shape possible, and since I came back in December I just really havent drank very much at all. Been too busy, its too expensive, and the one time I wanted to go out (it actually was working at a fundraiser that I have helped at for years and years) it was a gigantic 2 week fight about me wanting to go do it. I am so busy at that thing that I rarely get time to drink much anyways.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Rotinaj;881430 wrote:I think you should shit on your own face while youre awake.

  
  Done! Any other requests?
• karen lotz

  

  I'm not sure if its been asked (shame on OC if it hasn't), but could you post a pic to see if she is worth all of this?
• thavoice

  I dont know how to post pics.
  
  ..and to answer your question....I would think the only way it woudl be worth it is if she was a super model.
• Curly J

  

  thavoice;880718 wrote:A spinoff from the ongoing series "Should I be pissed" (and yeah, I have more entries i could submit).
  
  Last Friday night the local pub has specials after football games. Free hot dogs, free chili, specials on wings, etc. It is a place where ya can bring your family and they encourage it for after football games.
  
  
  We were pressed for time between work and the game (mostly because the wife and daughter were sleeping when I got home) so I said we could go to that place and get wings after the game.
  
  Game ends...we go up there. I order them wings which were ready to go immediately and they get water to drink, and I decided I would like a beer. I dont drink much, dont drink often. I wanted something other than water, and too late to drink caffeine and figured a beer or two would do the trick to make me a little sleepier to fall asleep as I worked that next ady..
  
  
  I go to the table with the wings and drinks. And the wife flips out. "why are you drinking? Who are you trying to impress? I dont want you drinknig around my daughter. We are leaving, and you can walk home".
  
  and she takes off.
  
  
  Then the next night rolls around, and we have a block party, and at that point is is OK for the wife to have some shots in from of the daughter who, by the way, is 18 years old. I wasnt allowed to have a beer the night before, but the wife could have a jello shot in front of the daughter, and allow her to try one, the next night.
  
  Being a bitch? She have a point? J

  karen lotz;880869 wrote:Why did you turn that into one blob of a paragraph? :thumbdown:

  
  Is that better Karen Lotz ???
• karen lotz

  

  Curly J;881504 wrote:Is that better Karen Lotz ???

  
  Yessir. Reps.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Your wife is a fucking whack job
• iluvz

  How old is this woman
• SportsAndLady

  

  Post a pic.
  
  My answer will follow
• password

  

  I think it is pretty obvious what is going on with this bitch. She doesn't want you drinking around other people because she is scared that you may wise up and bang the first woman that flirts with you. Now we come to the part about her doing shots at the block party with the neighbors, she is obviously trying to tell the young college stud that has been banging her that she is not scared to swallow a shot.
• like_that

  

  I love these threads. They remind me to never get married.
• bradmaynard

  

  She is a living breathing clone of Melissa from the Hangover. Take stroups' advice.
• friendfromlowry

  like_that;881717 wrote:I love these threads. They remind me to never get married.

  Or they remind you to feel better about not being married.
• hoops23

  

  Either you're making this shit up, or your wife is a bitch.
  
  Either way, STFU and quit being a bitch yourself.
• sportchampps

  Does she beat you to
• said_aouita

  

  thavoice;881432 wrote:Well we live blocks away from the place, and if that was her concern she or the 18 yr old daughter could drive. It was a power play, no doubt, just pretty much saying I cant because I wanted to have one.

  Good stuff. Thanks for validating everyone's opinion that your wife really is a bitch.
• friendfromlowry

  After more thought...the only response to this situation would have been to give her the 'Stone Cold Stunner' while drinking two beers over top of her.
• Heretic

  

  Good god, man! All I can say is this:
  
  All these scenarios you've been dealing with in this relationship that have made their way onto this site are the sort of thing I figured we'd be getting from Darbypitcher a few years down the line when he finally got some and, in return, became that woman's complete and utter bitchboy in hopes of getting some again.
  
  IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!????!!??
• dwccrew

  

  You should have chugged the beer and spit it in her face. Fuck that ****.
• karen lotz

  

  I don't see how a grown man needs permission to drink a beer. Mind boggling actually.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Do you have a pussy instead of a dick? Jesus christ man, you suck