Why is it...

• FatHobbit

  

  ...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?
  
  Can someone please explain that to me?
• Con_Alma

  ...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.
• wes_mantooth

  

  It doesn't matter....I try to bang them all.
• Heelz

  

  phuck.them.all
• thavoice

  Would you continue to make house or car payments once you paid them off?
  
  When women get married, they purchased the item, their routine and regular 'payments' are no longer needed. Occassionly they need to 'pay up' i.e. giving it up to her hubby on occasion, for some repairs or remodeling, but for the most part the purchase has been made.
• Heretic

  

  Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.
  
  *DISCLAIMER: If the dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.
• like_that

  

  Heretic;870095 wrote:Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.
  
  *DISCLAIMER: If they dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.

  
  No reps due to grammar mistake.
• Heretic

  

  I fixed it! How about now?
  
  Comments like this put me into the rep-whore equal of corpse-fucking.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Retarded and dead deserves reps!
• password

  

  Married women want sex with random guys also, they are just more discrete about it.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.
• Steel Valley Football

  You mean like in da butt?
• jmog

  THE4RINGZ;870402 wrote:If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.

  
  Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.
• 1_beast

  

  If the wife dont want it...I just bang the neighbors wife....
• enigmaax

  FatHobbit;870063 wrote:...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?
  
  Can someone please explain that to me?

  
  Divorced chics bang random guys. Married chics whose husbands think they never want sex are banging random guys. Women are sluts. Understand?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
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• Iliketurtles

  

  ETB is that 3rd pic Darby crying?
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  Con_Alma;870068 wrote:...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.

  
  /Thread.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?
  
  Jar full of pennies."
• LJ

  

  ernest_t_bass;870861 wrote:

  
  lol my wife bought me that shirt on our honeymoon
• jmog

  Commander of Awesome;871213 wrote:Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?
  
  Jar full of pennies."

  
  I would have run out...especially around the 9/10/11th years...as we have done it much more these years than the first couple (wife hit that "30" plateau).
• dwccrew

  

  jmog;870493 wrote:Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.

  
  I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!
• Tobias Fünke

  

  lulz
• jmog

  dwccrew;872138 wrote:I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!

  
  Boy, that's a good one...did you come up with that one on your own or did someone help you?
  
  What's next, a momma joke?