Favorite position before eating your eggs?

• Society

  I like to be lazy in the morning, so my wife goes on top.
  
  Yours?
• v_falcons

  hmm
• Fab4Runner

  

  I am also lazy in the morning...so anything except me on top.
• Society

  Fab4Runner wrote: I am also lazy in the morning...so anything except me on top.

  No eggs for you.
• Fab4Runner

  

  I'm the one making the eggs....so I get 2.
• Society

  Not in my household. Unless it involves baking.
• GoChiefs

  

  Pffft..once wes trades your ass..you'll do whatever the hell I tell you. :dodgy:
• j_crazy

  

  I'd love for morning sex to happen, but it never does.
• Apple

  

  Start with the sideways-scissor straddling one leg with her other up in the air then progressively move to the dining room table.
• enigmaax

  Lazy. Exactly. So it is the lazy way. Both on our side and from behind. Then when I'm done I can easily push her ass off the bed and get some more damn sleep. No eggs involved.
• gorocks99

  

  Oh, there's one egg involved.
• dancinbear

  my favorite time! bottom for me. nice and buried in pillows and blankets.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Top. Im a go getta.
• enigmaax

  gorocks99 wrote: Oh, there's one egg involved.

  Yeah my sea rovers pretty much annihilate that one though.
• Fab1b

  

  Any way I can get it, but we usually skip breakfast and go right to lunch!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sex? Are we talking about teachers again?
• Cleveland Buck

  

  What do you expect? This is where teachers come to talk about their sex lives and hook up with students.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I guess I didn't realize teachers ate eggs.
• Cleveland Buck

  

  Teachers must be very much like people. Who knew they ate eggs and had sex?
• Apple

  

  It's all those perverted egg-eating teacher's fault. That's what I say.
• nc52

  

  her ankles around her ears
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Will somebody please think of the children?
• tk421

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?

  Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place?
• Fab1b

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?

  I believe the children are the future....
  
  Mr. Randy Watson
  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  tk421 wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Will somebody please think of the children?

  Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place?

  Perhaps I'm recruiting