What will be the next health issue for ernest_t_bass?

• password

  

  It has been a few days since any new complications or health issues for ETB, I wonder what will be next?
  
  
  I am going to go with itching on the lower back with red pimple like bumps.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Vaganitis.
• karen lotz

  

  I'm guessing he will disclose he has AIDs. All of these minor issues are a sign that his immune system is weak.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I thought I had AIDS once because NCF said I did. What a scare.
• Apple

  

  
• j_crazy

  

  Ghonasyphaherpelaids. Heard snot has it. It's a matter if when not if at this point.
• justincredible

  

  Yeast infection.
• Little Danny

  

  Priapism
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Being stiff for hours on end would have to hurt like hell
• oletiger

  ^^^^ lol
• Curly J

  

  Schizophrenia...word on the street is he is actually WLSColor, Frothy Walrus, and Snot Bubbles. Who would of guessed.
• thavoice

  elephantitus
• thavoice

  THE4RINGZ;862591 wrote:I thought I had AIDS once because NCF said I did. What a scare.

  
  Same here. I gave away all my possessions, quit my job, spend all my money after i was diagnosed by NCF with having AIDS on the puddle.
  
  What a terrible time of my life.
• Heretic

  

  Too much jizz in the belly, ala the Rod Stewart urban legend.
• LJ

  

  Y u no post poll?!
  
  
• ernest_t_bass

  

  LOL. All I posted was about my breathing issues. Tards! Reps for all of you.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I just tried repping all of you, but I can only give out so much in 24 hours. Ghey.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  To the OP. I think schizophrenia is the next thing for me.
• se-alum

  

  Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.
• justincredible

  

  se-alum;862849 wrote:Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.

  
  Hotdog fingers.
• 1_beast

  

  torn rectum
• j_crazy

  

  justincredible;862852 wrote:Hotdog fingers.

  
  Killer nanorobots.
• karen lotz

  

  1_beast;862923 wrote:torn rectum

  
  There probably isn't anything left to be torn. Snotbubbles can confirm.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Just look for the next retarded thread proclaiming his high school level drunkness. That next morning he will come on here complaining he has migraines and tumors and a pussy. There's your answer.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  DeyDurkie5;862985 wrote:Just look for the next retarded thread proclaiming his high school level drunkness. That next morning he will come on here complaining he has migraines and tumors and a pussy. There's your answer.

  
  LOL. Winner.
• password

  

  ernest_t_bass;862844 wrote:To the OP. I think schizophrenia is the next thing for me.

  
  That should make for some interesting threads at 2 am after consuming a 12 pack.