I am shedding tears right now

• majorspark

  

  I love hot food. Unfortunately sometimes its as hot coming out as it was going in.
• j_crazy

  

  justincredible;860930 wrote:I've never met food that was too hot or gave me atomic shits. Because I'm a man.

  
  Also you're gay and your bunghole dwarfs the grand canyon. It'd take a brush fire for you to feel anything back there.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Cap'N Taco in Brook Park has a sauce (served only on the side) called Jet Fuel and carries the warning "guaranteed to blow out your o-ring".
• WebFire

  justincredible;860930 wrote:I've never met food that was too hot or gave me atomic shits. Because I'm a man.

  
  Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.
• rugbywrestler

  WebFire;861135 wrote:Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.

  
  Ahhh, I was wondering why I enjoyed spicy foods so much
• WebFire

  rugbywrestler;861160 wrote:Ahhh, I was wondering why I enjoyed spicy foods so much

  
  Now you know.
• Curly J

  

  WebFire;861135 wrote:Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.

  I was wondering why I'm not into extremely hot foods anymore. I guess I'm secure with my 'Averageness'.
• WebFire

  Curly J;861206 wrote:I was wondering why I'm not into extremely hot foods anymore. I guess I'm secure with my 'Averageness'.

  
  Also why I've never eaten the extremely hot stuff.
• j_crazy

  

  i once ate a pickled quail egg that was marked with a sticker that read "Cajun HOT." i now know what that sticker means. I had the worst smelling farts for about 36 hours and everyone stung on it's way out.