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Ugliest woman I have ever seen gives away fortune as "prenup" for marriage

  • osudarby08
  • j_crazy
    el diablo.
  • wildcats20
    lol I just saw this too on Yahoo.

    The little pic they have on their main page is even scarier.
  • gorocks99
  • Fab1b
    her name:
    Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva
  • majorspark
    When I saw Fab1b had responded I was afraid it would be "I'd hit it".
  • Ironman92
    Her hair looks like that flower that you pull and blow the top off.
  • justincredible
    She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.
  • j_crazy
    lulz
    crazy devil looking bitch wrote:Earlier this year, the duchess remarked, "Alfonso doesn't want anything. All he wants is me."

    but he needs a lobotomy.
  • j_crazy
    justincredible;855758 wrote:She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.

    i'm worth somewhere in the range of tree fiddy and eleventy billion.

    i don't see what the big deal is...
  • Fab1b
    majorspark;855752 wrote:When I saw Fab1b had responded I was afraid it would be "I'd hit it".

    For some of that money I would!!
  • MrPoke
    Wow, any relation ya think?
  • Curly J
  • justincredible
  • berry
    [/QUOTE]

    John Travolta, Driving Miss Daisy
  • THE4RINGZ
    For One Billion Dollars I would would fuck the crazy outta that old bitch.
  • sonofsam
    Fab1b;855746 wrote:her name:
    Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva

    English Translation: Ugly AS Fuck!!!!!!!
  • sonofsam
    osudarby08;855722 wrote:Holy shit this bitch is hit!

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/wealthy-duchess-gives-fortune-away-marry-212956415.html

    This honestly scares me:

    It looks like there is some nasty drainage or seepage around her eyes... Hell with hitting that, I's like to see someone lick her eye for a cool billion...
  • enigmaax
    THE4RINGZ;855817 wrote:For One Billion Dollars I would would **** the crazy outta that old bitch.

    Don't lie. You'd be all over it if she'd renew your $12 JJ membership.
  • THE4RINGZ
    enigmaax;855872 wrote:Don't lie. You'd be all over it if she'd renew your $12 JJ membership.
    Prolly
  • NNN
    I didn't know Ronnie James Dio's mother was still alive.
  • ernest_t_bass


  • FatHobbit
    She's 85. What do you expect her to look like?
  • 4cards
    justincredible;855758 wrote:She's worth between $850mil-$5bil? That's quite a range.

    ..guess her worth would depend on how much see spends on makeup to get herself all dolled up!
  • osudarby08
    NNN;855883 wrote:I didn't know Ronnie James Dio's mother was still alive.


    I just fell over laughing when I read this haha. RIP RJD