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Smurfette was kinda hot....

  • thavoice
    Saw the smurfs movie this weekend.

    Actually wasnt too bad.

    Was a cartoon we all watched as kids. They added a couple new smurfs. I had forgotten about the gay one though. That took on a whole new meaning nowadays then back in the day.
  • Ironman92
    Smurfette was kinda hot?

    Good God man have some standards.
  • thavoice
    hey.....have you seen the movie yet?


    Ha.

    I have a warped mind!
  • Little Danny
    I don't plan to watch the movie, but was the gay smurf Vanity Smurf? I never got the impression he was gay from the cartoons, just that he was vein and liked to look at himself in the mirrors. Everyone knew Hefty was a closet queen though.
  • Ironman92
    I watched the Smurfs after the 90 minute Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes Show back in 1983.....but they kinda lost their luster after I hit double digits.
  • Commander of Awesome
  • Ironman92
    Sounds to me like you might be the 8th dwarf.
  • thavoice
    Little Danny;849518 wrote:I don't plan to watch the movie, but was the gay smurf Vanity Smurf? I never got the impression he was gay from the cartoons, just that he was vein and liked to look at himself in the mirrors. Everyone knew Hefty was a closet queen though.

    Don not recall hefty smurf.


    Yeah..it was Vanity.....it takes on a whole new meaning now though. Flower in his hair.........
  • Ironman92
    hefty was the real strong smurf
  • Ironman92
    he also made trash bags on the side
  • Ironman92
    3 ply that is
  • WebFire
    Pics or GTFO.
  • password
    I thought I was fucked up, then I see where someone thinks a blue smurf is hot. I feel better about myself already.
  • enigmaax
    I think blue chics are hot. And I'm glad the movie has come out because that means there'll probably be better costumes on the market. This is the year I go to the halloween party as Pornstar Smurf.
  • fiction

  • vball10set
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Can Katy Perry not dress appropriately for any child-like function?
  • Iliketurtles
    This is one chick who can give me blue balls anyday.
  • oberhaus
  • enigmaax
    Scarlet_Buckeye;849644 wrote:Can Katy Perry not dress appropriately for any child-like function?

    How about you just leave well enough alone?
  • Shane Falco
    Uuhhhh..... I'm thinking you need to get out a little more often!
  • Ironman92
    Yeah....Katy Perry dresses great!
  • Little Danny
    enigmaax;849630 wrote:I think blue chics are hot. And I'm glad the movie has come out because that means there'll probably be better costumes on the market. This is the year I go to the halloween party as Pornstar Smurf.

    Didn't Capt. Kirk bang a green or blue chick on Strar Trek back in the 60's?

    As for Smurfette, I wanted to smurf the hell out of her back in the 80's.
  • vball10set
    Little Danny;849679 wrote:Didn't Capt. Kirk bang a green or blue chick on Strar Trek back in the 60's?.

  • I Am Ahab
    I usually don't see what the big deal is about KP, but gawddamn she looks sexy in those pics. Esp the first one where you can't tell it's her. She needs to keep the blonde do. I would $+!@/ my €!@/ so far in her £*@/!#* *@&&¥ she'd think she was &!@%€, then I'd @!*?£ that €*¥$@ from her @&$*% to her @$&*% and back again, before I $&*!* my $@*%# all over her $&@*^%!!!!