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Menstruation... Thats Right.... PERIOD TIME AGAIN!

  • earwig
    It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.

    Damn!

    This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!

    WTF????

    We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
  • GOONx19
    Girlfriend's on the pill. Only once every three months for me.
  • THE4RINGZ
    It beats having a kid.

    Might I suggest the Stephen Lynch song, "down to the old pub instead"?
  • earwig
    Ringz- I know it"s actually a blessing in disguise because I know it means I'm safe for another month. But they just get so weird!
  • Iliketurtles
    earwig;848014 wrote:It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.

    Damn!

    This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!

    WTF????

    We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
    Crazy once a month? Women are crazy everyday of every month.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Ha what an awesome/funny thread!

    Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.
  • power i
    Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
  • Commander of Awesome
    power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.

    Based on his annoying whiny thread, I wouldn't doubt it.
  • 4cards
    ...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
    Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.
  • Fab4Runner
    I don't really get moody when I am on my period...but if I did I would tell anyone that had a problem with it to fuck off. Try bleeding profusely while dealing with cramps, back pain, etc. for 4-7 days.
  • Shane Falco
    Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!! :)
  • FatHobbit
    Time to get your blood wings :)
  • Iliketurtles
    FatHobbit;848178 wrote:Time to get your red wings :)
    FIFY! ;).
  • FatHobbit
    Iliketurtles;848181 wrote:FIFY! ;).

    Damn it
  • power i
    4cards;848116 wrote:...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
    Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.

    It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.
  • Curly J
    Surprised no one has said PIIHB !!!
  • 4cards
    power i;848217 wrote:It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.

    ...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!

  • bigdaddy2003
    I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
  • GOONx19
    ^ I've been waiting for that one, Brick.
  • 1_beast
    4cards;848276 wrote:...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!


    WINNER
  • password
    Commander of Awesome;848093 wrote:Ha what an awesome/funny thread!

    Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.

    I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.
  • ernest_t_bass
    password;849033 wrote:I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.

    Blushing
  • zambrown
    power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
    Hahaha Good one, power i! I also like this one:
    ...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!
  • password
    If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.
  • 4cards
    password;850668 wrote:If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.
    Fariwoodking......errr......Fairwoodqueen may be available to help him!