For the love of beer!

• earwig

  Summer and beer go together like, well, summer and beer!
  
  Here are a couple quotes about beer that I recently found:
  
  Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
  brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
  beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
  I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams
  come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
  -- Babe Ruth
  
  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  - Paul Hornung (Football star)
  
  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
  - H.L. Mencken
  
  When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
  to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
  George Bernard Shaw
  
  Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
  is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
  but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
  -- Dave Barry
  
  Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
  -- W.C. Fields
  
  
  Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
  --Professor Irwin Corey
  
  To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
  -- Leo Durocher
• outdoorsman

  Words of Wisdom.
• Hamler Bulldogs

  

  I'll drink too that!
• Tobias Fünke

  

  "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

  --Frank Zappa
• Curly J

  

  "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
• outdoorsman

  "Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."
  -Carl Worner
• earwig

  I'll toast to all of the above!
• sherm03

  

  "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Colonel Sanders
• Curly J

  

  If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer. - Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing
  
  
  People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
• ernest_t_bass

  

  "No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
  -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
• Zoltan

  To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;848300 wrote:"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
  -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

  
  Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;848357 wrote:Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.

  
  Without a doubt.
• se-alum

  

  When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
  to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
  George Bernard Shaw

  
  This quote couldn't be more false.
• bases_loaded

  

  like_that;848357 wrote:Wonder if Churchill had shortness of breath the next day after this quote.

  
  LOL @ your sig...the hypocrisy in that quote is priceless
• coyotes22

  

  Beer- Helping white people dance.