Gold diggers .. be a lil less obvious

• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  ptangzoot wrote: Sounds like the supposed 'GF' is more of a F-buddy...
  
  in any case get some and get gone.
  
  Pimpin' aint easy...

  Eh, she's about as much of a GF as I could have. I lose interest in other ones and it usually only lasts a few weeks. I've known her for 6 years though. I guess she is a glorified f-buddy though.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Fab1b wrote: At least have to hit it once!! Hell turn it around on her ass and gold dig yourself!!

  She doesn't have any money.. I'd have to start dating her dad.
• Fab1b

  

  Little sugar daddy then
• jordo212000

  

  j_crazy wrote: this girl reminds me of a chick i roomed with in college. she was going to school to be a teacher and when i asked why go to marietta to be a teacher (because I knew from her grades she couldn't be getting financial aid or scholarships worth a damn) her reply "Dad's paying for college and I don't expect to work too long before settling down and having a few kids."
  
  my thoughts were in the gutter because she is ugly and I couldn't imagine the douche that claimed her as a trophy wife. but I kept my mouth shut which is a feat for me.

  Marietta huh? Thats where I'm at now. How long ago was this? I know some education majors
• Upper90

  Hmmmmmmmmm.
• bamagirl

  I know a couple girls who want nothing more than to be married and have kids.
  
  I am definitely with you guys- money doesn't buy happiness.
• Fab1b

  

  No but it buys a big boat for me to fish on and be away from the lady all day
• bamagirl

  Fab1b wrote: No but it buys a big boat for me to fish on and be away from the lady all day

  Okay point taken. Money doesn't buy you happiness WITH the person. haha
• j_crazy

  

  jordo212000 wrote:

  j_crazy wrote: this girl reminds me of a chick i roomed with in college. she was going to school to be a teacher and when i asked why go to marietta to be a teacher (because I knew from her grades she couldn't be getting financial aid or scholarships worth a damn) her reply "Dad's paying for college and I don't expect to work too long before settling down and having a few kids."
  
  my thoughts were in the gutter because she is ugly and I couldn't imagine the douche that claimed her as a trophy wife. but I kept my mouth shut which is a feat for me.

  Marietta huh? Thats where I'm at now. How long ago was this? I know some education majors

  she graduated in dec 2007.
• Websurfinbird

  

  Zwick can you post a pic of this woman so we can determine if she's hot enough to make those kind of demands?
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Websurfinbird wrote: Zwick can you post a pic of this woman so we can determine if she's hot enough to make those kind of demands?

  She isn't. She's cute but she's no trophy wife material.
• JTizzle

  You gotta give the girl some credit thoough at least she was honest as hell! Most the girls I know aren't anywhere near that truthful about it. Although most guys can see right through them but not all because I know a few dudes that are really clueless. One my friends broke up with her dude because she wasn't happy then he buys her a $400 purse and she takes him back I mean come on seriously wtf! It's funny that this came about today because I was talking to my ex earlier on the phone. Who I think is kind of a gold digger also, said that her last ex's dad told her new boyfriends dad to watch out because she is money hungry. I wanted to burst out in laughter but bit the shit outta my tongue.
  
  Another thread could probably be started just from the topic of why women these days think their box is some sort of treasure and can get anything they want with it? Maybe it's just where I live but these days seams like women just try and take guys for whatever they can get from them. Then once they got it all they leave and take half of what's left.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  JTizzle wrote: You gotta give the girl some credit thoough at least she was honest as hell! Most the girls I know aren't anywhere near that truthful about it.

  Well I guess since she fucked around for 4 months and got a divorce she figures she might as well tell you what she wants upfront.
• JTizzle

  I feel ya zwick was being a little sarcastic but I guess you know the saying young, dumb and full of ... I think everyone understands the rest
• jordo212000

  

  j_crazy wrote:
  she graduated in dec 2007.

  ehh I might know her, might not. Fall '06 was my freshman year
• Sage

  

  Hold up just one mother fucking minute here and take a stroll down memory lane with me to a few days ago...
  
  Zwick buys a dog cuz his girlfriend (his words) talked him into it. After appropriately getting clowned for being a fag, Zwick talks about how he's "tired of the bar scene," and is "settling down" and "concentrating on his job" and a bunch of other bullshit.
  
  Now he's back claiming to be going on dates with bimbos (she gave you her number Zwick, that should be obvious) and now writing his girlfriend off as a "glorified fuck buddy."
  
  Just... Stop. Please. People who always talk about money usually don't have it. Same goes with people always talking about bitches. Esp. if you're continually boasting about it on an anonymous msg board and declaring yourself the "Resident Pimp." If you were truly gettin bitches, you wouldn't feel the need for validation here.
  
  You're an engineering nerd with a simple life that includes a dog, a white picket fence, and a homemaking girlfriend. Stop pretending otherwise. It was humorous at first but now it's just something worth SMH over.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sage wrote: Hold up just one mother fucking minute here and take a stroll down memory lane with me to a few days ago...
  
  Zwick buys a dog cuz his girlfriend (his words) talked him into it. After appropriately getting clowned for being a fag, Zwick talks about how he's "tired of the bar scene," and is "settling down" and "concentrating on his job" and a bunch of other bullshit.
  
  Now he's back claiming to be going on dates with bimbos (she gave you her number Zwick, that should be obvious) and now writing his girlfriend off as a "glorified fuck buddy."
  
  Just... Stop. Please. People who always talk about money usually don't have it. Same goes with people always talking about bitches. Esp. if you're continually boasting about it on an anonymous msg board and declaring yourself the "Resident Pimp." If you were truly gettin bitches, you wouldn't feel the need for validation here.
  
  You're an engineering nerd with a simple life that includes a dog, a white picket fence, and a homemaking girlfriend. Stop pretending otherwise. It was humorous at first but now it's just something worth SMH over.

  lol there's only a few people on here who know me.. only one on a personal level. U ain't one of um.
• hasbeen

  

  Lol I love these threads.
• Sage

  

  No, I don't know you personally. I just know your posts on here and how you portray yourself.
  
  If there is a cognitive gap between those two versions of you... Then that's even more pathetic.
• Fly4Fun

  

  Sage wrote: Hold up just one mother fucking minute here and take a stroll down memory lane with me to a few days ago...
  
  Zwick buys a dog cuz his girlfriend (his words) talked him into it. After appropriately getting clowned for being a fag, Zwick talks about how he's "tired of the bar scene," and is "settling down" and "concentrating on his job" and a bunch of other bullshit.
  
  Now he's back claiming to be going on dates with bimbos (she gave you her number Zwick, that should be obvious) and now writing his girlfriend off as a "glorified fuck buddy."
  
  Just... Stop. Please. People who always talk about money usually don't have it. Same goes with people always talking about bitches. Esp. if you're continually boasting about it on an anonymous msg board and declaring yourself the "Resident Pimp." If you were truly gettin bitches, you wouldn't feel the need for validation here.
  
  You're an engineering nerd with a simple life that includes a dog, a white picket fence, and a homemaking girlfriend. Stop pretending otherwise. It was humorous at first but now it's just something worth SMH over.

  Which internet persona would be the most fun to portray?
  
  Would you rather be the self proclaimed pimp or the self proclaimed street hardened, drug abusing, wash out who's going to die young?
• Upper90

  My "hmmmmmmmmmm" earlier was pretty much, "hmmmm....I wonder what Sage's opinion of this thread will be?"
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Sage wrote: No, I don't know you personally. I just know your posts on here and how you portray yourself.
  
  If there is a cognitive gap between those two versions of you... Then that's even more pathetic.

  Haha... coming from "look at me guys, I do drugs"
• hasbeen

  

  Fly4Fun wrote:

  Sage wrote: Hold up just one mother fucking minute here and take a stroll down memory lane with me to a few days ago...
  
  Zwick buys a dog cuz his girlfriend (his words) talked him into it. After appropriately getting clowned for being a fag, Zwick talks about how he's "tired of the bar scene," and is "settling down" and "concentrating on his job" and a bunch of other bullshit.
  
  Now he's back claiming to be going on dates with bimbos (she gave you her number Zwick, that should be obvious) and now writing his girlfriend off as a "glorified fuck buddy."
  
  Just... Stop. Please. People who always talk about money usually don't have it. Same goes with people always talking about bitches. Esp. if you're continually boasting about it on an anonymous msg board and declaring yourself the "Resident Pimp." If you were truly gettin bitches, you wouldn't feel the need for validation here.
  
  You're an engineering nerd with a simple life that includes a dog, a white picket fence, and a homemaking girlfriend. Stop pretending otherwise. It was humorous at first but now it's just something worth SMH over.

  Which internet persona would be the most fun to portray?
  
  Would you rather be the self proclaimed pimp or the self proclaimed street hardened, drug abusing, wash out who's going to die young?

  The pimp is at least fun to read their stories. the Dally wanna be from the Outsiders is just annoying.
• Sage

  

  I don't recall ever proclaiming myself to be "street hardened." Looooool.
  
  I've also posted about drugs (adderol and cocaine, namely) as well talking about being dead before I'm 30. There are several people on here who do know me personally (puffy, Lenin, burt07, and sleeper). I think they'll attest I'm pretty much the same guy, whether its on here or in real life.
  
  The only difference is, I'm not surrounded by posturing idiots, internet trolls, and genuine incompetence in real life like I am here.
• jmog

  Sage wrote:
  
  You're an engineering nerd with a simple life that includes a dog, a white picket fence, and a homemaking girlfriend. Stop pretending otherwise. It was humorous at first but now it's just something worth SMH over.

  Hey, not all engineers are nerds...ok, 99% of us are, but not all .
  
  Some of us actually played HS and college sports.
  
  Some might even have a HS football state title as well.
  
  
  Ok, nevermind, yeah, we are nerds. If you get most of the jokes on the TV show "The Big Bang Theory" you are a nerd.