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Man missing for 27 years...found in a chimney.

  • Gardens35
    Remains have been identified........http://www.wafb.com/story/15150173/lab-ids-remains-found-in-bank-chimney


    Interesting little read.
  • gut
    That happened in an episode of CSI or something like that.
  • Gardens35
    Lol. According to family, he had a history of disappearing for long periods of time.
  • justincredible
    Did he survive?
  • Gardens35
    For 9 years.
  • majorspark
    Why do people believe they can enter a building through a chimney? You have no idea what you are getting into. If you get stuck your screwed. What a horrible way to go.
  • KR1245
    That happened in Gremlins
  • majorspark
    KR1245;843660 wrote:That happened in Gremlins
    Didn't that movie come out about 27yrs ago? Perhaps that is where he got the idea.
  • Glory Days
    why does a bank have a chimney?
    majorspark;843650 wrote:Why do people believe they can enter a building through a chimney? You have no idea what you are getting into. If you get stuck your screwed. What a horrible way to go.
    santa claus does it billions of times a year, dont tell me i cant do it!
  • gut
    Glory Days;843701 wrote:why does a bank have a chimney?

    Because sometimes fire is more effective than a shredder
  • Glory Days


    he disagrees!
  • I Am Ahab
    Was he alive?
  • Little Danny
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  • O-Trap
    I Am Ahab;843978 wrote:Was he alive?

    He couldn't eat for 27 years ...
  • karen lotz
    O-Trap;844004 wrote:He couldn't eat for 27 years ...


    This doesn't answer the question.
  • O-Trap
    karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.

    "He couldn't eat for 27 years, and his name was not Nick Mangold ..."


    There. Now it does.
  • Emmett Brown
    karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.
    does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.
  • Scooter1369
    Dahmer would have just called him "smoked and aged to perfection"
  • karen lotz
    Emmett Brown;844022 wrote:does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.


    I'm not sure, but if you find out please post it here. I'd think he would be pretty hungry and I'd like to send him a care package.
  • karen lotz
    Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?
  • O-Trap
    karen lotz;844047 wrote:Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?

    Bird shit, maybe?
  • karen lotz
    O-Trap;844049 wrote:Bird shit, maybe?

    I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird shit, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.
  • bigkahuna
    Glory Days;843701 wrote:why does a bank have a chimney?



    santa claus does it billions of times a year, dont tell me i cant do it!
    Glory Days;843753 wrote:

    he disagrees!
    karen lotz;844007 wrote:This doesn't answer the question.
    O-Trap;844021 wrote:"He couldn't eat for 27 years, and his name was not Nick Mangold ..."


    There. Now it does.
    Emmett Brown;844022 wrote:does anyone know what hospital he is at? I would like to send the poor guy a get well card.
    Scooter1369;844023 wrote:Dahmer would have just called him "smoked and aged to perfection"
    karen lotz;844046 wrote:I'm not sure, but if you find out please post it here. I'd think he would be pretty hungry and I'd like to send him a care package.
    O-Trap;844049 wrote:Bird ****, maybe?
    karen lotz;844053 wrote:I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird ****, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.

    LOL.
  • Heretic
    karen lotz;844053 wrote:I bet after 27 years of surviving on bird shit, I'd say he wishes he would have just died.

    Depending on the weather, he could have gotten plenty of rain water to wash it down. After a while, I'd guess he'd get used to the bird shit enough to tell what kind of bird was providing his next meal. You know, the "awww fuck, another pigeon...damn, I remember when a couple sparrows were there...now that was some good shit!" sort of thing.
  • coyotes22
    karen lotz;844047 wrote:Also, its been proven he couldn't eat for 27 years. Was he able to drink water or gatorade during that time?

    Well, im sure it rained a few times in those 27 years.