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how in the hell is this possible?

  • derek bomar
    this is the 2nd case of people being thought to be dead but not I have posted on here... fuckin take a pulse or something. Jesus.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AF_ODD_SOUTH_AFRICA_MORGUE_AWAKENING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

    "Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead."
  • Tobias Fünke
    Awkward...
  • thavoice
    Happened to Mr Burns on The Simpsons.
  • coyotes22
    SMH
  • Terry_Tate
    derek bomar;840732 wrote:this is the 2nd case of people being thought to be dead but not I have posted on here... ****in take a pulse or something. Jesus.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AF_ODD_SOUTH_AFRICA_MORGUE_AWAKENING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

    "Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead."

    Not sure if irony is the right word, but seeing that combined with the topic made me lol.
  • Sonofanump
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  • Sykotyk
    Makes you wonder exactly how many people were buried alive in the past due to unsure techniques to determine death when they were required to not desecrate the body.
  • Curly J
    Terry_Tate;840741 wrote:Not sure if irony is the right word, but seeing that combined with the topic made me lol.
    Me too. Lazarus would not be as funny as the other choice.
  • WebFire
    The article said they did check for a pulse. Next idea?
  • Tiernan
    "I couldn't believe it!" Maqolo said. "I was also scared. But they are my employees and I had to show them I wasn't scared, so I called the police."

    yea you really showed 'em Maqolo. Hilarious!
  • j_crazy
    remember in the movie se7en? the dude who was locked up in his house? that's what i think of when i hear stories like this.
  • derek bomar
    WebFire;841394 wrote:The article said they did check for a pulse. Next idea?

    pour water on him? Fuck I don't know
  • redstreak one
    Vultures, lay them out in the sun for a couple of days, if the Vultures dont land and start eating they are probably still alive! If they are circling said body, they might be on deaths door!
  • Glory Days
    Sykotyk;841219 wrote:Makes you wonder exactly how many people were buried alive in the past due to unsure techniques to determine death when they were required to not desecrate the body.

    check out some of the shows on the history channel. back in the old days there were all kinds of gadgets that were placed in coffins and at graves incase someone "woke up" after being buried.