I have a major announcement

• Puddle Jumper

  

  I have had an affair with Tiger Woods.Now the little scrawny bitch won't call.Should I go public now or just wait a few years and accuse him when everybody has forgiven him?
• Cleveland Buck

  

  Now, before you have to share his money with 100 women.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  I say do it now. He may be too poor to do it later!
• ernest_t_bass