Caption this pic -- Newark, OH edition

• j_crazy

  

  fuck that. at my funeral i want everyone to be naked. just in case a gang bang were to break out, people would be ready.
• Devils Advocate

  

  And you would be stiff...
• j_crazy

  

  Devils Advocate;830767 wrote:And you would be stiff...

  
  actually i hope my death causes me to be so horribly disfigured that the only option is to cremate me.
• nc52

  

  its no wonder that all the people i work with from columbus thinks that newark is the largest trailer park in the world
• Scarlet_Fever

  

  gerb131;829002 wrote:Lancaster disagrees with that.

  +infinity
• skank

  

  coyotes22;830611 wrote:NCAA pays tribute to tOSU, at the funeral of the football program.

  
  That's gonna be really embarrasing for Meatchicken then, to get beat by 3 scores by a deceased program.
• tk421

  

  I never understood the must wear black to a funeral thing. Who cares, except the other people at the funeral? The dude's dead, he doesn't care what goes on at his funeral. You can't morn in normal clothes?