Ron Artest + Pulling on a Schlong = Understandably Crazy (worth a read)

• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  This is both sad and hilarious ... definitely more hilarious haha -- wow:
  

  I walked up to the bed and pulled the blanket over my mom’s nipples. Then I looked over saw my dad’s taco meat. His taco meat was exposed. So I walked over and pulled the blanket over my dad’s taco meat.
  There was food everywhere, and I saw a frank. And I was hungry. So I grabbed the frank, and I pulled on it. And my dad goes “Owwowowow.” Because I had grabbed my dad’s dick.

  http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/07/11/how-ron-artest-got-so-crazy/
• justincredible

  

  Yeah, so, what's taco meat?
• BR1986FB

  That sounds like something Tracy Morgan's character would say in an uncut version of "30 Rock." Crazy SOB...
• bigdaddy2003

  

  Wow
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  justincredible;828823 wrote:Yeah, so, what's taco meat?

  
  Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
  
  "black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"
• Tiernan

  How does his Dad have both a frank and taco meat? I mean you gotta have one or the other...hell not even Ru Paul has both.
• Fab1b

  

  Dying laughing
• Tiernan

  BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
  
  "black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"

  Ohhh...mystery solved. Thanks BAB.
• bigdaddy2003

  

  And he goes, “Don’t be grabbing my dick!” And he punched me. I said, “Don’t punch me! I thought it was a frank. I saw the frank on the bed and I grabbed it.” And he said, “That’s not a frank. That’s my dick!” And he punched me in the head. lol
• ernest_t_bass

  

  LOL, wow. He is without a doubt a crazy motherfu-cker. That was a good read.
• Heretic

  

  BigAppleBuckeye;828835 wrote:Found it! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taco%20meat
  
  "black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco"

  
  Note to self: NEVER go to taco bell again.
• Fab1b

  

  Since when is a frank black?
• justincredible

  

  Fab1b;829421 wrote:Since when is a frank black?

  
  
• Fab1b

  

  LMAO
• Terry_Tate

  

  justincredible;829429 wrote:

  
  Lol'd