Local animal owner "bears" all, dies during sex act...

• BR1986FB

  He's a Super Freak, Super Freak....
  
  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/11/sam-mazzola-bear-owner-dies-asphyxia_n_895228.html?ir=Weird+News
• justincredible

  

  I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.
• BR1986FB

  justincredible;828804 wrote:I was expecting the story to be about him banging a bear or something. Major letdown.

  
  You'll have to go to Pittsburgh for that story...
• Devils Advocate

  

  Sounds like he was coming......... as he was going.
• Tiernan

  Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?
• O-Trap

  

  Tiernan;828852 wrote:Aren't you glad when complete Tools like this guy are no longer using the same oxygen on the planet the rest of us are using?

  
  Why is he a tool?
• Tiernan

  Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.
• justincredible

  

  Tool is one of my favorite bands.
• BR1986FB

  justincredible;828879 wrote:Tool is one of my favorite bands.

  
  +1
• gerb131

  

  Was it in the shape of a salmon?
• berry

  Was there really a market for adult circus animals anyhow?
• skank

  

  Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?
• Bigdogg

  skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?

  
  +1
• BR1986FB

  skank;828965 wrote:Haven't heard from Capone in a while....Anyone know if he used to be an "exotic" animal guy, er, I mean trainer?

  
  Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.
• O-Trap

  

  Tiernan;828876 wrote:Only another complete Tool could possibly ask that.

  
  I know, right?
  
  I mean, only a tool wouldn't be able to see that fetish sex is dirty and people shouldn't own animals.
• GoChiefs

  

  BR1986FB;829018 wrote:Ha...this happened up around Cleveland. If Capone was seen in those parts, with the way he runs his mouth, he'd probably get his head taken off faster than Emmitt Smith can butcher the English language.

  
  He'd be safe. He only runs his mouth on teh_interwebz.