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Bat Removal?

  • Ironman92
    There are enough people on here and with incredible IQ's and test scores...so I'll give it a shot.

    Grandma's rental has a pretty significant number of bats in the attic area of the house. Many also have made their way through the chimney to the basement. Bat droppings everywhere but mostly in one large spot......it was sealed off where they thought they were coming in and now there are 2 dead bats on the basement floor. Many can be seen as the sun is going down coming out under the area where the different levels of roof meet.

    Advice? Who to call? $$$?

    and yes.....Ace Ventura already told me he was busy.
  • karen lotz
    Get a tennis racket and go up and swat them.
  • Ironman92
    ^^^^ lol bullshit!
  • coyotes22
    Garlic. :D
  • karen lotz
    Ironman92;824792 wrote:^^^^ lol bullshit!


    ???
  • Ironman92
    I'll tell you what....I'll pay for your gas milage and I'll loan you a tennis racquet and a ladder and give you $10 just for giggles and you can do it.
  • Devils Advocate
    Whoever sealed of where they were coming in from was stupid. They will find another way out.

    That said I don't want a lot of dead bats in my attick either.

    The real fix is to see where they are coming in and out. After dark you need to watch them all leave. Then you seal up where they were coming in and out. It is much easier for them to find somebody elses house or an olt tree to live in. And bats are all about easy.

    they like titties as well.

  • karen lotz
    Ironman92;824806 wrote:I'll tell you what....I'll pay for your gas milage and I'll loan you a tennis racquet and a ladder and give you $10 just for giggles and you can do it.


    Take me out for a night of beers at Johnny's Sports Lounge and we'll call it even.
  • coyotes22
    karen lotz;824810 wrote:Take me out for a night of beers at Johnny's Sports Lounge and we'll call it even.

    Asking him on a date? Awwww, how cute!!
  • Ironman92
    Yeah....he's pretty gay. I thought about capping the chimney or doing it better and just what DA said...find it and plug it up.....some will still be in there and die and stink some for a couple of days.....but everyone I've called is not accepting! Closest place is a company out of Columbus which will charge $65 for having to drive so far to even give an estimate.
  • karen lotz
    coyotes22;824813 wrote:Asking him on a date? Awwww, how cute!!


    Ok, sheesh.


    Men drink beer together. If I asked him to take me out for fuzzy navels or shirley temples, you'd have a case.
  • karen lotz
    Ironman92;824822 wrote:Yeah....he's pretty gay. I thought about capping the chimney or doing it better and just what DA said...find it and plaug it up.....some will still be in there and die and stink some for a couple of days.....but everyone I've called is not accepting! Cosest place is a company out of COlumbus which will charge $65 for having to drive so far to even give an estimate.


    Do you have a tennis racket?
  • Ironman92
    three
  • power i
    Varmit Guard did my neighbor's house, but I have no idea how much it cost them. They sealed where they were going in and out and any other places that looked like they could get into. They haven't had any since then. Problem is, they've just seemed to move on to the neighbor's. :(
  • ernest_t_bass

    That website is pretty good.
  • Ironman92
    Varmit Guard is where the local pest exterminator recommended me. Orkin is coming out tomorrow morning.
  • stroups
    Catch them in a coat and smack them with a hammer
  • Ironman92
    Not allowed to kill them.


    Ozzy also was busy.....can't believe no one has said him.
  • coyotes22
    Ironman92;824873 wrote:Not allowed to kill them.


    Ozzy also was busy.....can't believe no one has said him.

    This is serious bizniz,,,, we dont joke around here.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Ironman92;824873 wrote:Not allowed to kill them.


    Ozzy also was busy.....can't believe no one has said him.

    Wut? Not allowed to kill them?
  • McFly1955
    Call this guy

  • Sonofanump
    I'd like to have bats at my place to get rid of the mosquitos. Should I get some bat houses and put some guano in there?
  • Ironman92
    Sonofanump;824917 wrote:I'd like to have bats at my place to get rid of the mosquitos. Should I get some bat houses and put some guano in there?

    I'd fill it full of insects and mosquitos if you want bats to go there. There are great for mosquitos....but this is a bit out of hand.
  • coyotes22
    this thread is: