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Where's your ass buddy, Daddy?

  • Steel Valley Football
    We just drove past a monster four-door jeep wrangler with probably 35s on it stopped at a light on polaris parkway and I said aloud (tho I thought quietly) "That's bad ass buddy".

    The whole way back to our house my two yr old daughter kept asking "Where's your asss buddy, Daddy"? LOL!

    What are some funny things your kids have repeated you saying that they shouldn't have?
  • justincredible
    lol
  • wildcats20
    LOL
  • gorocks99
    So ... where is your ass buddy?
  • Steel Valley Football
    Yeah but wait til mommy hears it... :)
  • DeyDurkie5
    no swearing in thread titles, moran
  • Steel Valley Football
    She got this one from mommy to our one yr old:

    "God dammit, Dillon". She says it all the time so I'm not in too much trouble. :)
  • said_aouita
    pics or it didn't happen.
  • Sage
    sounds like some rapscallion disgraced the silkiness of a Jeep Wrangler. fucking sham.
  • ernest_t_bass
    When my daughter was three, this woman cut me off and I yelled, "you stupid fuc-king bi-tch!" forgetting my daughter was with me. She gasped, "Dad, you said stupid!"
  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;821735 wrote:When my daughter was three, this woman cut me off and I yelled, "you stupid fuc-king bi-tch!" forgetting my daughter was with me. She gasped, "Dad, you said stupid!"

    haha, I hope this is true.
  • FatHobbit
    I once called somebody a "cock sucking whore" when I thought my daughter wasn't close enough to hear. I turned around and there she was staring in shock. I kept waiting for her to ask me (or her mother) what that was.
  • 4cards
    ...sounds like a spin off for more clown porn, Daddy?
  • BRF
    ernest_t_bass;821735 wrote: She gasped, "Dad, you said stupid!"

    And did you say that you were used to that kind of comment? Ha Ha...just couldn't resist! ;-)
  • BRF
    ccrunner609;821756 wrote:my kids say funny **** all the time/......should of wrote them all down and made a book

    And I would help my Internetz son edit the book! ;-)
  • Steel Valley Football
    said_aouita;821700 wrote:pics or it didn't happen.[/



    We tried to go find him. My daughter was not happy:

  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;821737 wrote:haha, I hope this is true.

    100%

    Not terribly proud, though.
  • adog
    Granddaughter heard me say to Grandma...Lets go to Frickers and get some " Frickin Chicken".......only granddaughter told the waitress when we got there....well you can imagine.....then I caught hell from Grandma because granddaughter "had to hear that from somebody" and it must have been me....go figure...............
  • dlazz
    I was in a store once and I called a friend of mine a "fucking ******" and a little girl overheard it and started repeating it. We kidnapped the girl and killed her and left her in a forest in Florida.

    Last I heard they blamed the murder on the mom.

    Too soon?
  • GoChiefs
    dlazz;821866 wrote:Too soon?

    No. Just wasn't funny. Sorry.
  • dlazz
    GoChiefs;821874 wrote:No. Just wasn't funny. Sorry.

    Ah man. Someones just bitter over the countless wrecks during the race on Saturday.
  • GoChiefs
    dlazz;821879 wrote:Ah man. Someones just bitter over the countless wrecks during the race on Saturday.

    Or not.
  • THE4RINGZ
    We went away for the evening, came home to our two boys, one says, "B----- has been swearing all night."

    The brother replies, "quit making shit up."
  • j_crazy
    once i was home alone with my daughter (she was just over 2 years old, this was like 5 months ago) and on the animal planet some snake bit this little rat like critter and it shit itself to death before the snake ate it.

    while it was voiding itself, i said "son of a bitch that thing has a leaky sphincter." and my daughter broke out into song (for those of you with kids of age, the tune was Silly Dreamer from Strawberry Shortcake) "leaky sphincter." she was 2 and butchered the annunciation of sphincter, but it was clear what she was saying.
  • Steel Valley Football
    ^^^^

    That one is hilarious. My daughter sings now too. It's funny. Not only songs we know but she sings things she wants like that she wants a snack, needs a blanket. It's great to hear.