Stinky feet

• Devils Advocate

  

  A guy I work with has the smelliest feet in the world. From 5 feet away in his cube, I can smell his farkin feet.
  
  When we have meetings, there about 8 or 9 people in a 12x12 room and almost always he has 1/2 the room to himself.
  
  Today was one of those meetings. Except there were an extra 6 people. I came in late and was the "guy" that had to sit next to him.
  
  During a wonderful power point presentation, someone decided to rip a BIG fart. Everything became totally silent. The silence after a fart like that was deafening. I then yelled out "THANK GOD FOR A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!.
  
  This apparently created a stampede to out of the conference room. I was later counselled by my Area VP on meeting etiquette. I asked him where the company policy was that referenced farts in meetings?
  
  
  I still have not received a reply.
• wildcats20

  

  I was gonna say, but it's ok to just rip one?
• Apple

  

  DA- next time don't make your fart so loud.
• Scarlet_Fever

  

  I sit next to a guy at work who constantly rips the most massive farts in his cube all day long. I'm talking think of the most massive you've ever heard and at least double it. He does this on a regular basis and as if nobody can hear him. He's been spoke to about it and asked to please go down to the restroom to do so. He acts stunned as if he has not clue what they are talking about. He was talked to about his hygene but instead of showers he sprays Axe all the time (I'm way allergic to perfumes). So at least I've been told when he farts or sprays is deoderant I can leave my cube until it's clear. All he has to do is claim it's medical and nothing can be said.
• password

  

  Buy the dude some Odor Eaters and leave them on his desk, If you are still employed there after Friday.