What don’t you know

• Belly35

  

  What don’t you know about yourself?
  
  I had a morning appoint to the VA today for a check up.
  
  While I’m waiting I am talking to this guy .. He is rambling off his medication, blood pressure, heart rate, and diabetes numbers.
  
  I’m thinking to myself WTF … Shit! Who knows shit like this and why?
  
  Then I start to think what else don’t I know that I should know about myself
  
  What the tires size of my truck and wife car .. this something I should know
  What the phone number of the police and fire ... besides 911
  If I didn’t have Vanity Plates would I know my license plate number?
  Do I need to know birthdays and anniversaries.. I have them marked in my smart phone
  Checking account numbers or routing numbers.. I have five accounts .. no way
  I have to stop and think of the home phone number .. never call myself at home
  Never know street address of anyone.. just know how to get there
  Grammar and spelling … there I said it mofo
  
  As I’m typing I think wait a minute… think of all the shit I do know..
  
  Seven different e-mails
  Four different passwords and where they are applied
  Three different login in names and passwords
  Shit load of website address
  RPM need to shift without the clutch
  Wife and daughters clothing and ring sizes
  Grade of oil each car and truck need per season
  Weight of paper
  How much sq yd of mulch I need every year
  Hex codes for different types of instruments
  How to use my smart phone .. still learning
  Cook without recipes
  
  So what are something that you don’t know about yourself and those things that you do know?
• coyotes22

  

  I dont know,,,,,,,,,, Why I read this.
  
  
  
  
  
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I know everything. End of story.