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What would you want?

  • password
    HYPOTHETICALLY speaking...

    If you could have any 5 objects...

    Anything your imagination can come up with...

    What would you choose??



    1. Replicator to clone anything and everything that I want.

    2. A women that always says yes.

    3. Time Travel machine.

    4. A device to control the weather at any time.

    5. A device that reads peoples minds.
  • rydawg5
    1. I get to decide how long I get to live
    2. I get to decide how/when I'd age
    3.Always be in perfect health no matter what.
    4. Have unlimted amounts of money
    5.be a ninja.
  • skank
    ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
    2. unlimited resources (money)
    3. tremendous knowledge
    4. a successful future for my kids
    5. a huge penis.

    #1 Don't want it.
    #2 Don't need it.
    #3 Could use it.
    #4 Agreed.
    #5 Already have it.
  • sherm03
    ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
    2. unlimited resources (money)
    3. tremendous knowledge
    4. a successful future for my kids
    5. a huge penis.
    Annnnnnnd now we all know for sure that you have a little dick.
  • Tobias Fünke
    sherm03;812079 wrote:Annnnnnnd now we all know for sure that you have a little dick.

    +1
  • THE4RINGZ
    The mind reading device.
  • coyotes22
    1.- Perfect health for kids entire lives

    2.- Successful future for my kids

    3.- Nice retirement fund for me and the wife

    4.- '69 Mustang Fastback

    5.- Time machine (would be cool)
  • j_crazy
    1 gun and 4 boxes of infinite ammo so i can

    shoot. them. all.
  • 4cards
    ...mine

    1.Cocaine
    2.Cash
    3.Hookers
  • password
    ccrunner609;811981 wrote:1. Power and control (of the world)
    2. unlimited resources (money)
    3. tremendous knowledge
    4. a successful future for my kids
    5. a huge penis.
    1. You might want to try and get things under control with your neighbor and his dog before you try to control the world.
    2. You should have thought about that before you became a Health Education Teacher.
    3. See #2
    4. You can only hope that they grow up and look outside the family for a role model.
    5. There are only a couple of reasons you would want that,

    [INDENT][INDENT]A. Your wife is not satisfied.
    B. You plan on cheating on her and want to impress some young little hottie.
    C. You masturbate continuously and are not satisfied with yourself.
    D. You have always wanted to know the feeling of wrapping your hands around a huge cock.[/INDENT][/INDENT]
  • Ironman92
    1. A genie that could give me 10 things for this thread question.

    2. For the actual singers of Milli Vanilli to release a CD

    3. For Ms Piggy to settle the fuck down.

    4. For Paul Janish to hit a 2nd inning HR against the bitter rival Flordia Marlins.

    5. The knowledge to know how Growing Pains got away with having a teenage character named Boner.

    6. The ability to move the 7th grade girls basketball 3 point line to 18 ft 6 in.

    7. For the Cartoon Network to show that Bugs Bunny cartoon with the bashful buzzard.

    8. For Todd Coffey to sprint to the mound in his retro capri uniform and catch his spike right before getting to the mound and knock all the people waiting off the mound and onto their asses.

    9. For my nipples to stop tingling.

    10. And last but not least, for to go back in time and to have Mike Piazza to beat the fuck out of Roger Clemens right after he slung the broken bat at him.
  • sherm03
    Ironman92;81254 wrote: 5. The knowledge to know how Who's The Boss got away with having a teenage character named Boner.

    Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.
  • j_crazy
    sherm03;812603 wrote:Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.

    even worse.

    growing pains....boner? c'mon.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    sherm03;812603 wrote:Boner was on Growing Pains...not Who's The Boss.

    Not sure if you're serious or not considering I've never seen either show, but if you are....

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • coyotes22
    DeadliestWarrior34;812614 wrote:Not sure if you're serious or not considering I've never seen either show, but if you are....

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Youve never seen those shows?!?!?!?!!?! SMH
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    coyotes22;812616 wrote:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Youve never seen those shows?!?!?!?!!?! SMH

    I've never even heard of Who's the Boss. I think I've heard of Growing Pains. How old are they?
  • Ironman92
    Duh on the Growing Pains.....had Alyssa Milano on my mind.
  • coyotes22
    DeadliestWarrior34;812619 wrote:I've never even heard of Who's the Boss. I think I've heard of Growing Pains. How old are they?

    Who's the boss- 84-92
    Growing Pains- 85-92

    Corny shows, but they all were.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    coyotes22;812622 wrote:Who's the boss- 84-92
    Growing Pains- 85-92

    Corny shows, but they all were.

    Before my time
  • coyotes22
    Family Ties (82-89) was another show the family would always watch
  • coyotes22
    DeadliestWarrior34;812624 wrote:Before my time

    What are you,,,,,,, 12? LOL :D
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Almost
  • Ironman92
    Gotta admit......I was enquiring about "Boner" and Alyssa Milano took me to the wrong show.

    It seems my gaffe took this thread elsewhere.
  • ksig489
    1. Immortality for all members of my family who choose it
    2. Unlimited money
    3. Highest level of security clearance to all US based Intelligence groups (I want to know who shot JFK, etc.)
    4. Every super power ever used in comic books
    5. Knowledge of everything (basically...I have all the answers)