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What would you do for revenge?

  • MrPoke
    The other day I had some jack ass tailgating, long story short he was trying to cut in front of me to get in a turning lane and I sped up to the speed limit to prevent him from doing so. I then let off the gas so he could get over and gave him a big thumbs up. He proceeded to flip me off in a very comical manner.
    Today I got a call from my manager that he called our company and complained that I "ran him off the road and almost caused him to wreck" when doing 80 in a 50.

    I was given his phone number and name to call and apologize.
    With this information I have already found out where he works, what his company does, where he lives and a few other things.

    I promised my manager I would call and apologize "for being in his way" but what else would you do if you had this information.
    From the info, he is a bit of a dbag and contributes nothing to society except adult videos and toys, along with couples lingerie.

    Here is a link to some of his business info.
    http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=7008+Wellington+Road+Manassas,+VA+20109-2710&fb=1&gl=us&hnear=0x89b644817a4a9ef3:0x9932b1116c9da2c,Centreville,+VA&cid=0,0,14297260012415082458&ei=tZwCTvrRCpP3gAfR-_38DQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBcQnwIwAA

    Feel free to give this dbag a call.
  • O-Trap
    ccrunner609;810747 wrote:I would prolly hook up with any children he has that are students. Then upper deck him.

    FIFY
  • THE4RINGZ
    Kick his ass SeaBass.
  • password
    I looked at his business website and think he is most likely a hard working Christian man just trying to support his family during these tough economic times, so I say you call him on the phone and explain that you were a little stressed that day(maybe he will offer a free video rental) and ask him to join the OC, we would definitely welcome another business owner to the site. Oh shit I almost forgot, see if he is running any specials at his store this week.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    password;810783 wrote:I looked at his business website and think he is most likely a hard working Christian man just trying to support his family during these tough economic times, so I say you call him on the phone and explain that you were a little stressed that day(maybe he will offer a free video rental) and ask him to join the OC, we would definitely welcome another business owner to the site. Oh **** I almost forgot, see if he is running any specials at his store this week.
    Man up!!!
  • hasbeen
    I wouldn't do anything in a company car unless I'm the boss. As for revenge, I'd not waste my time.
  • Con_Alma
    pnhasbeen;810788 wrote:I wouldn't do anything in a company car unless I'm the boss. As for revenge, I'd not waste my time.

    This.

    Revenge = Schadenfreude
  • j_crazy
    shoot. him. all.
  • 4cards
    MrPoke;810744 wrote:The other day I had some jack ass tailgating, long story short he was trying to cut in front of me to get in a turning lane and I sped up to the speed limit to prevent him from doing so. I then let off the gas so he could get over and gave him a big thumbs up. He proceeded to flip me off in a very comical manner.
    Today I got a call from my manager that he called our company and complained that I "ran him off the road and almost caused him to wreck" when doing 80 in a 50.

    I was given his phone number and name to call and apologize.
    With this information I have already found out where he works, what his company does, where he lives and a few other things.

    I promised my manager I would call and apologize "for being in his way" but what else would you do if you had this information.
    From the info, he is a bit of a dbag and contributes nothing to society except adult videos and toys, along with couples lingerie.

    Here is a link to some of his business info.
    http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=7008+Wellington+Road+Manassas,+VA+20109-2710&fb=1&gl=us&hnear=0x89b644817a4a9ef3:0x9932b1116c9da2c,Centreville,+VA&cid=0,0,14297260012415082458&ei=tZwCTvrRCpP3gAfR-_38DQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBcQnwIwAA

    Feel free to give this dbag a call.
    ...If I were you, I'd go into every gay bar/truckstop/interstate rest area in your town/area and write his name and phone number in the mens room " For blow jobs, rim jobs, and ass fuucckking" call whatever this POS's name is!
  • queencitybuckeye
    I'd fire you instantly for posting this.
  • derek bomar
    queencitybuckeye;811042 wrote:I'd fire you instantly for posting this.

    this
  • FatHobbit
    Does his business have a location you can visit? Upper deck him.
  • Laley23
    Id flip you off also. I tail anyone who isnt going the speed limit (which you said you werent). Then you speed UP to GO the speed limit so the guy cant pass. You are a dbag.
  • FatHobbit
    Laley23;811061 wrote:Id flip you off also. I tail anyone who isnt going the speed limit (which you said you werent). Then you speed UP to GO the speed limit so the guy cant pass. You are a dbag.

    I think it depends on the traffic. If the cars in front of him were driving under the speed limit and this other guy tried to squeeze in then I have no problem not letting him in, especially if there was room behind him. If there were no cars in front of him, then how would going the speed limit stop the guy from getting over?

    edit - although it probably wasn't a good idea to do that in a company car.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    4cards;811037 wrote:...If I were you, I'd go into every gay bar/truckstop/interstate rest area in your town/area and write his name and phone number in the mens room " For blow jobs, rim jobs, and ass fuucckking" call whatever this POS's name is!
    LMAO I like the way you think
  • thavoice
    Sounds like you were being a jerk to him.

    But anyways...if they rent videos...go rent a few...and replace the porn with a copy of Fried Green Tomatoes.

    That will show him
  • Laley23
    FatHobbit;811067 wrote:I think it depends on the traffic. If the cars in front of him were driving under the speed limit and this other guy tried to squeeze in then I have no problem not letting him in, especially if there was room behind him. If there were no cars in front of him, then how would going the speed limit stop the guy from getting over?

    edit - although it probably wasn't a good idea to do that in a company car.
    First part would work, because he sped up. If you speed up, he would rear-end someone. So I doubt anyone was in front. Second part, well the guy could then go faster, but he was turning, so probably not a lot of road left. If he had to speed like 10 over to get around, that would be dangerous. But if all he needed to do was get to around the speed limit, it probably works. Then the car your trying to pass speeds up and has to let off the gas to then let you in.

    I dunno, I guess my point is...if your not going to even go the speed limit, dont be surprised when someone wants to go that fast lol. Frankly, you should be ticketed for going to far under (not saying MrPoke was), because that is even more dangerous than speeding.
  • enigmaax
    MrPoke;810744 wrote: contributes nothing to society except adult videos and toys, along with couples lingerie.

    Sounds like he offers more to society than your whiny ass.
  • Heretic
    4cards;811037 wrote:...If I were you, I'd go into every gay bar/truckstop/interstate rest area in your town/area and write his name and phone number in the mens room " For blow jobs, rim jobs, and ass fuucckking" call whatever this POS's name is!

    I approve of this suggestion.
  • Bigdogg
    I am sorry, I really don't get all this road rage shit people do now. I think it is really silly, stupid and not necessary. Just drive down the road and mind your own business. If someone flips you off for your driving, smile and ignore. As for your problem, do what your boss asked and don't be posting a problem like this on a public forum. If I was your boss you would be history.
  • enigmaax
    Bigdogg;811158 wrote:I am sorry, I really don't get all this road rage **** people do now. I think it is really silly, stupid and not necessary.

    Yeah. Recently in my area some woman was apparently pissed off to the point of throwing a can at another car.....then she promptly crashed into a stone pillar and died. Left a couple young children behind. Worth it? People are stupid.

    http://www.parkersburgnews.com/page/content.detail/id/548629/Parkersburg-woman-dies-in-crash.html
  • password
    4cards;811037 wrote:...If I were you, I'd go into every gay bar/truckstop/interstate rest area in your town/area and write his name and phone number in the mens room " For blow jobs, rim jobs, and ass fuucckking" call whatever this POS's name is!


    The guy owns a porn shop, do you think he cares what people call him or say about him. He has the upperhand in this fight, he may search the internet for a picture of the real Mr.Poke and have it edited in to some of the gay videos he rents, Presto a new internet porn star is born. :)
  • dwccrew
    thavoice;811094 wrote:Sounds like you were being a jerk to him.

    But anyways...if they rent videos...go rent a few...and replace the porn with a copy of Fried Green Tomatoes.

    That will show him
    What kind of lesson would that teach him? Fried Green Tomatoes is a classic!
    enigmaax;811222 wrote:Yeah. Recently in my area some woman was apparently pissed off to the point of throwing a can at another car.....then she promptly crashed into a stone pillar and died. Left a couple young children behind. Worth it? People are stupid.

    http://www.parkersburgnews.com/page/content.detail/id/548629/Parkersburg-woman-dies-in-crash.html

    That's just funny. Idiot...
  • Steel Valley Football
    Mr Poke was the jerk first here. Going too slow then speeding up so someone can't pass is a dikk move.

    You're fired.
  • bo shemmy3337
    http://www.mvclatenight.com/

    yea he runs a real Christian business.